EVERY E-MAIL KILLS A TERRORIST.

Whether it's a party or a pub crawl make sure you're dressed to impress. Dilly dilly!
It might be true, as some have said, that everyone is Irish on March 17. What's definitely true is that everyone is drunk on March 17. So pucker up already, I need a kiss!!
The liver is evil and must be punished! This Saint Patrick's Day link up with fellow Warfighters and hit the pub wearing your team shirt and show the civilian world how the Veteran Drinking Team gets down.
It's always good to be prepared. The General has a strategic plan for your St. Patrick's Day: A plan to drink every beer you see. It's foolproof.
On Saint Patrick's Day the booze filled shenanigans are the best of the year!
Speak for those who can't speak for themselves -- the drunk. Just because they slur their words and lean a bit to the left doesn't mean they aren't equal. Drunk lives matter! Stand up for drunks on their national holiday, St. Patrick's Day!
Instead of the Downward Facing Dog, try the Left Laying Lush position at the end of your Saint Patrick's Day festivities!
 Old school throwback version of the ASMDSS Smokin Skull Logo
Savage AF with zero regrets. Are you?
The Greek God of time led the Olympians in a ten year war against the Titans, driving them in defeat and becoming their king. Often thought to be the predecessor to the Grim Reaper.
America seeks peace at all costs. But behind the beauty of the Red, White and Blue is the face of death that will be unleashed upon our enemies when threatened.
A subtle way to show your patriotism, the eagle flag is appropriate attire no matter the setting.
I am the descendant of men who would not be ruled, and instead took up arms in the name of Freedom! 
UPGRADED QUALITY! in stock Liner brief "I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean...
 When America’s Enemies see these colors they know we came to play...and win. Also check out > America's Away Colors - MARPAT
Damn Jody is getting sneaky. When you are out of town and her tailpipe needs work she will always find her way to Joe D's Garage. Don't worry, he'll take care of her.
Help spread the gospel of Freedom by planting freedom seeds far and wide...
When self doubt starts creeping in, you start feeling sorry for yourself or you think you cannot push forward just remember this: Sweat Dries. Blood Clots. Bones Heal. Suck it up...Buttercup! Perfect shirt or tank top for the gym, and the hoodie to keep you warm to and from.
They have their Safe Spaces, and we have ours...
Admit Nothing. Deny Everything. Make Counter Accusations. This creed and has been the foundation and guiding principle of the E-4 Mafia for decades
Sums up Lower Enlisted Army life perfectly. No No...No promotions. Here Article 15
The people making you cuss so damn much are always the ones asking you why you do it. Preempt their stupid question with this shirt. Perfect for the office!
Civilians go to fancy pants galleries to sip wine and look at paint splotches, warfighters know that true fine art is to be appreciated while sweating like crazy in a porta john trying to pinch one off.
Your NCOs always warned you it would happen, and you just didn't listen...
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS! What better way to do it than in a beer stein made just for us drunkards with dynamite. 22oz 8.5" circumference 3.75" diameter  Made of ceramic and...
These words on Inauguration Day caused many a freedom boner across the land. We must unite as Americans. 22oz 8.5" circumference 3.75" diameter  Made of ceramic and gold trim at the top and bottom Dishwasher Safe Do NOT place this product in the microwave (gold trim=fire)
The perfect container for your favorite brew! 22oz 8.5" circumference 3.75" diameter  Made of ceramic and gold trim at the top and bottom Dishwasher Safe Do NOT place this product in the microwave (gold trim=fire)
WIT AND WISDOM FROM AMERICA'S FINEST The official tie-in book to the wildly popular Facebook page, featuring brand-new crazy, off-the-wall, outrageously funny, and downright "awesome" pearls of wisdom from real-life drill sergeants and instructors from all branches of the military. SWEAT DRIES. BLOOD CLOTS. BONES HEAL. SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP....
UPGRADED QUALITY! in stock Liner brief "I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean...
WRAP YOURSELF IN FREEDOM!  Feel safe and warm in the official DD 214® blanket!   100% Polyester Fleece dd214 blanket SMALL   40" x 30" Fleece Blanket  MEDIUM  60” x 50” Fleece Blanket  LARGE  80” x 60” Fleece Blanket 
ASMDSS Skull Logo Patch in ACU Light color scheme. Hook and loop backing.
ASMDSS Skull Logo Patch in OCP/Multicam color scheme. Hook and loop backing.
ASMDSS OCP/Multicam Tab with Velcro backing. Matches the ASMDSS Logo OCP Patch. 2.25" Wide Produced for ASMDSS by Milspec Monkey
ASMDSS Skull Logo Patch.. Iron On backing. Can be ironed or sewed. Matches the Sew On ASMDSS Tab. Silver/Black color scheme
ASMDSS ACU Tab with Velcro backing. Matches the ASMDSS Logo ACU Patch. 2.25" Wide Produced for ASMDSS by Milspec Monkey

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