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WIT AND WISDOM FROM AMERICA'S FINEST The official tie-in book to the wildly popular Facebook page, featuring brand-new crazy, off-the-wall, outrageously funny, and downright "awesome" pearls of wisdom from real-life drill sergeants and instructors from all branches of the military. SWEAT DRIES. BLOOD CLOTS. BONES HEAL. SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP....
UPGRADED QUALITY! IN STOCK Liner brief "I bought a pair for my 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shorts. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean...
WRAP YOURSELF IN FREEDOM!
Feel safe and warm in the official DD 214® blanket!
100% Polyester Fleece dd214 blanket
SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket
MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket
LARGE 80” x 60” Fleece Blanket
ASMDSS Skull Logo Patch in ACU Light color scheme. Hook and loop backing.
ASMDSS Skull Logo Patch in OCP/Multicam color scheme. Hook and loop backing.
ASMDSS OCP/Multicam Tab with Velcro backing. Matches the ASMDSS Logo OCP Patch.
2.25" Wide
Produced for ASMDSS by Milspec Monkey
ASMDSS Skull Logo Patch.. Iron On backing. Can be ironed or sewed. Matches the Sew On ASMDSS Tab. Silver/Black color scheme
ASMDSS ACU Tab with Velcro backing. Matches the ASMDSS Logo ACU Patch.
2.25" Wide
Produced for ASMDSS by Milspec Monkey
ASMDSS Tab with sew on Velcro backing. Matches the Sew On ASMDSS Logo Patch.
Silver/Black color scheme
Perfect for MC cuts, flight suits, etc.
3″ Wide x 1" Tall
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this mouse pad. Remember those lost while engaging in new meme wars on the internets. 9.25 "x 7.75"1/4" thicknessMade of durable neoprenePad consists of a soft rubber backing with a polyester top...
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS!Get your BBQ prep work done in engineer style with this custom cutting board.Super durable tempered glass11 1/4 in x 8 in
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS! Demolish those beers while surfing the web on an Engineer mouse pad.9.25 "x 7.75"1/4" thicknessMade of durable neoprenePad consists of a soft rubber backing with a polyester...
The Gadsden Flag has long been a symbol of freedom from oppression. Now that we have Mattis as Secretary of Defense a revamp was necessary.
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS! We're not called "Drunkards with Dynamite" for nothin!
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again!
These words on Inauguration Day caused many a freedom boner across the land. We must unite as Americans.
Decal material is BS5609 certified. BS5609 compliance means the label has met the most stringent tests for durability in the industry. Can withstand 3 month submersion in salt water.
Decal material is BS5609 certified. BS5609 compliance means the label has met the most stringent tests for durability in the industry. Can withstand 3 month submersion in salt water.
Armor Crewman everywhere can now skin that phone up like a battle flag and represent!One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Front edges beveled to prevent screen touching hard surfaces when placed or dropped.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.
The Gadsden Flag has long been a symbol of freedom from oppression. Now that we have Mattis as Secretary of Defense a revamp was necessary.
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.
Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS!If you are an Engineer this is the case you need to be sporting.One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to...
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS!If you are an Engineer this is the case you need to be sporting.One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to...
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this top quality phone case. One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile. Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls. All products are printed to order and fulfilled within...
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this top quality phone case. One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile. Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls. All products are printed to order and fulfilled within...
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again!
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.
Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.
Every Scout needs a custom phone case!
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.
Durable, impact resistance, and easy access to all ports/controls.
Simple way to let everyone know who is in charge. Perfect for every workplace.
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.
Durable, impact resistance, and easy access to all ports/controls.
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.
Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.
All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.
Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.
All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
April 13th, 2017 - The day the USA delivered 21,000lbs of FUCK YOU to IS**. The resulting video of the detonation resulted in millions of sturdy freedom boners nationwide. Celebrate the day with this commemorative phone case. One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile. Durable, impact resistance, and...
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
Don't trigger me bro.One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
Every Armor crewman needs a branch poster hanging in their house!
The Gadsden Flag has long been a symbol of freedom from oppression. Now that we have Mattis as Secretary of Defense a revamp was necessary. Let Chaos Actual and his glorious knife hands brighten up your man cave, platoon room, shop or garage with this vivid poster.
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS!
This high quality poster print is a must for every engineer platoon room and household.
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with a high quality poster.
In this day and age of everything needing trigger warnings, perpetually offended people and the emergence of Veganism we thought an uplifting and inspiring message on a beautiful poster would help get the point across. High quality poster professionally framed with mounting bracket on back, comes ready to hang on...
In this day and age of everything needing trigger warnings, perpetually offended people and the emergence of Veganism we thought an uplifting and inspiring message on a beautiful poster would help get the point across.
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again! Brighten up any room with this high quality poster.
These words on Inauguration Day caused many a freedom boner across the land. We must unite as Americans.
Hang this inspiring freedom filled quote on your wall with this high quality poster print.
Every Cav Scout needs the poster version of their Guidon hanging in the house, shop, garage or platoon room!
The lord militant wavethed his bladed hand and the nobles parted as grass. "Remember this day" he bellowed "for not a single fuck was given to any, if they be a Marine in my beloved corps they shall stack the bodies of mine nations enemies liketh any other" and the...
After many glasses of whiskey, we at ASMDSS have come up with a surefire plan of how to defeat ISIS rapidly without deploying a large amount of troops. We put the instructional diagram on a poster for distribution and display on the wall of every platoon room, unit HQ, Home,...
Every Armor crew needs their own blanket!
SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket LARGE 80” x 60” Fleece Blanket
Ultra plush soft fleece materialFinished edges to prevent frayingPrinted in the USA
The Gadsden Flag has long been a symbol of freedom from oppression. Now that we have Mattis as Secretary of Defense a revamp was necessary. Wrap yourself in this message to our enemies and stay warm while sippin whiskey. SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket LARGE 80”...
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS! Wrap yourself in a soft, warm comfortable blanket as you sip whiskey and dream about P equals Plenty! SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece...
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this soft, plush fleece blanket. It will keep you warm as you sip whiskey and remember those brave souls lost in internet battles. SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece...
In this day and age of everything needing trigger warnings, perpetually offended people and the emergence of Veganism we thought an uplifting and inspiring message on a warm soft blanket was a good idea. Wrap yourself up and be shielded from weak people. SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x...
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again! Wrap yourself in this warm blanket as it shields you from all the social justice BS. SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket LARGE 80” x 60” Fleece Blanket Ultra plush...
Wrap yourself in the warmth of this blanket and make fun of POGs as you sip whiskey by a fire.
SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket LARGE 80” x 60” Fleece Blanket
Ultra plush soft fleece materialFinished edges to prevent frayingPrinted in the USA
Every Cav Scout can now wrap themselves in the warmth and protection of a Cav Guidon.
SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket LARGE 80” x 60” Fleece Blanket
Ultra plush soft fleece materialFinished edges to prevent frayingPrinted in the USA
They say real men don't have pillows on the couch, but sometimes you gotta compromise with the Household 6. This is the perfect way to do it, and inspire and uplift guests to your home. This soft pillow is an excellent addition that gives character to any space. It comes...
Let Chaos Actual stand watch while you wash your ass!70" x 70"100% Woven Polyester Oxford ClothPrinted Front & Buttonhole Openings
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this oversized beach towel.
Size: 30" x 62"Sublimated microfiber velour100% polyester
Every Armor crew needs their own battle flag. Fly or hang it proud! Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye Has Been Processed for UV Fade...
Every Artilleryman needs a battle flag. Here is yours. Fly or hang it proud! Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye Has Been Processed for...
If you support Donald Trump and want to Make America Great Again, this is the flag for you. Fly or hang it proud! Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp...
The Gadsden Flag has long been a symbol of freedom from oppression. Now that we have Mattis as Secretary of Defense a revamp was necessary. Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color...
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS! Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp...
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War flag. Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye Has...
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War flag. Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye Has...
In this day and age of everything needing trigger warnings, perpetually offended people and the emergence of Veganism we thought an uplifting and inspiring message on a flag would help get the point across. Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass...
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again! Brighten up your platoon room, home, garage or shop with this stunning flag. Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant...
These words on Inauguration Day caused many a freedom boner across the land. We must unite as Americans. Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye...
The Gadsden flag is a historical American flag with a yellow field depicting a rattlesnake coiled and ready to strike. Positioned below the rattlesnake are the words "DONT TREAD ON ME". The flag is named after American general and politician Christopher Gadsden (1724–1805), who designed it in 1775 during the American Revolution. It was used by the Continental Marines as an...
Every grunt needs their own battle flag. Fly or hang it proud! Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye Has Been Processed for UV Fade...
Every Cav Scout needs their own Battle Flag! Fly or hang it proud! Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and Vivid and The Dye Has Been Processed for UV...
After many glasses of whiskey, we at ASMDSS have come up with a surefire plan of how to defeat IS** rapidly without deploying a large amount of troops. We put the instructional diagram on a flag for distribution and display on the wall of every platoon room, unit HQ, Home,...
April 13th, 2017 - The day the USA delivered 21,000lbs of FUCK YOU to IS**. The resulting video of the detonation resulted in millions of sturdy freedom boners nationwide. Celebrate the day with this commemorative flag. Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and...
One man and a fire extinguisher stood for Old Glory, and FEDEX stood by him. We celebrate the occasion where America triumphed. Quality Material - Made of Durable Polyester. Strengthened by Double Stitching, Canvas Header and Two Brass Grommets. Bright Color with Fade Resistant - The Color is Sharp and...
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