WIT AND WISDOM FROM AMERICA'S FINEST The official tie-in book to the wildly popular Facebook page, featuring brand-new crazy, off-the-wall, outrageously funny, and downright "awesome" pearls of wisdom from real-life drill sergeants and instructors from all branches of the military. SWEAT DRIES. BLOOD CLOTS. BONES HEAL. SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP....
Adjustable snapback baseball hat with two-tone snaps, just like Thomas Jefferson envisioned 3D raised embroidery on front, 13 stars across the back Flag dyed across top and bottom of brim, that men of the earth and eagles of the heavens alike may partake in its glory "Land of the Free"...
The sun on the 4th of July will be bright -- be prepared. Patriotic flag sunglasses will shield you from UV and celebrate the US. Merica.
American Flag Wayfarer Sunlgasses
100% UVA & UVB Protection
Polycarbonate Lenses
Non-polarized
Adult size
The NATO Field Plug will work on all NATO tactical ground vehicles. Per STANAG 4074 all ground vehicles have a standard auxiliary power unit connections for starting land vehicles. The NATO slave connector maybe located inside or outside of the vehicle. This was standardized in 1996. 3.1 Amp capacity Shock...
ASMDSS Tab with sew on Velcro backing. Matches the Sew On ASMDSS Logo Patch.
Silver/Black color scheme
Perfect for MC cuts, flight suits, etc.
3″ Wide x 1" Tall
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this mouse pad. Remember those lost while engaging in new meme wars on the internets.
9.25 "x 7.75"1/4" thicknessMade of durable neoprenePad consists of a soft rubber backing with a polyester top
Armor Crewman everywhere can now skin that phone up like a battle flag and represent!One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Front edges beveled to prevent screen touching hard surfaces when placed or dropped.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.
The Gadsden Flag has long been a symbol of freedom from oppression. Now that we have Mattis as Secretary of Defense a revamp was necessary.
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.
Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS!If you are an Engineer this is the case you need to be sporting.One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to...
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS!If you are an Engineer this is the case you need to be sporting.One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to...
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this top quality phone case. One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile. Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls. All products are printed to order and fulfilled within...
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this top quality phone case. One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile. Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls. All products are printed to order and fulfilled within...
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again!
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.
Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.
Every Scout needs a custom phone case!
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.
Durable, impact resistance, and easy access to all ports/controls.
Simple way to let everyone know who is in charge. Perfect for every workplace.
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.
Durable, impact resistance, and easy access to all ports/controls.
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.
Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.
All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.
Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.
All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
April 13th, 2017 - The day the USA delivered 21,000lbs of FUCK YOU to IS**. The resulting video of the detonation resulted in millions of sturdy freedom boners nationwide. Celebrate the day with this commemorative phone case. One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile. Durable, impact resistance, and...
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
Don't trigger me bro.One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
They said it couldn't be done, but he did it. Tom Brady is the REAL Lord of the Rings. This high quality vidid poster is a must for every true Patriots fan! Use the dropdown menu to select 11x17, 18x24, or 24x36 inch print Printed with Dye/Pigment Reactive Ink on...
Every Armor crew needs their own blanket!
SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket LARGE 80” x 60” Fleece Blanket
Ultra plush soft fleece materialFinished edges to prevent frayingPrinted in the USA
When Berkeley, CA protesters cross the line...The Alt-Knight Rises. Wrap yourself in the warmth of the Based Stick Man Blanket while he guards you again communists. Portion of the proceeds will be donated to Based Stick Man's legal defense fund. SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece...
The Gadsden Flag has long been a symbol of freedom from oppression. Now that we have Mattis as Secretary of Defense a revamp was necessary. Wrap yourself in this message to our enemies and stay warm while sippin whiskey. SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket LARGE 80”...
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS! Wrap yourself in a soft, warm comfortable blanket as you sip whiskey and dream about P equals Plenty! SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece...
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this soft, plush fleece blanket. It will keep you warm as you sip whiskey and remember those brave souls lost in internet battles. SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece...
In this day and age of everything needing trigger warnings, perpetually offended people and the emergence of Veganism we thought an uplifting and inspiring message on a warm soft blanket was a good idea. Wrap yourself up and be shielded from weak people. SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x...
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again! Wrap yourself in this warm blanket as it shields you from all the social justice BS. SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket LARGE 80” x 60” Fleece Blanket Ultra plush...
Wrap yourself in the warmth of this blanket and make fun of POGs as you sip whiskey by a fire.
SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket LARGE 80” x 60” Fleece Blanket
Ultra plush soft fleece materialFinished edges to prevent frayingPrinted in the USA
Every Cav Scout can now wrap themselves in the warmth and protection of a Cav Guidon.
SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket LARGE 80” x 60” Fleece Blanket
Ultra plush soft fleece materialFinished edges to prevent frayingPrinted in the USA
They say real men don't have pillows on the couch, but sometimes you gotta compromise with the Household 6. This is the perfect way to do it, and inspire and uplift guests to your home. This soft pillow is an excellent addition that gives character to any space. It comes...
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this oversized beach towel.
Size: 30" x 62"Sublimated microfiber velour100% polyester
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When Berkeley, CA protesters cross the line...The Alt-Knight Rises. Portion of the proceeds will be donated to Based Stick Man's legal defense fund. Available in 3 sizes. See options by using the dropdown menu. Printed with Dye/Pigment Reactive Ink on archival matte paperShipped in heavy duty poster tubeHeavy weight (230...
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War. Dress up your space with a high quality wall flag. This 36”x60” wall flag is made of 100% polyester knit; equipped with grommets for an authentic look and feel. The flag is a...