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Don't tread on meme

Don't tread on meme

Nowadays people say "I'm offended" and think people actually care
This here is my credo nomsayin?
It's not waterboarding...it's tactical baptism. The Jesus Juice just ties it all together...
Beavis left the TV life to enlist, and spent the last decade droppin Tangos in GWOT as a SAW gunner! If you are a Beavis & Butthead fan you don't want this shirt, you NEED this shirt!
Now you can arm yourself against anti-gun congressmen trying to nuke you for your guns!
I've seen some things man, Deja Vu was no joke...
You don't always need a plan, sometimes you just need a beer. Or two. Or 6...
Finally, a shirt that may actually shut vegetarians and vegans up momentarily...
Got sick of seeing everyone posting pics of their stickers about voting, so decided to make a shirt that shows my pride at what I accomplished today.
I didn't do it. I wasn't there that day. You can't prove anything...
A perfect subtle way to show stupid people what you think of them...
And I'm damn proud of it too!
And we will continue to go zero days without it!
You gotta take the important things one day at a time...
Truer words have never been spoken. When given the choice, always SEND IT!
I have no idea what they are talking about
I find myself screaming this in my head weekly, especially when dealing with officers...
Please, think of the innocent plants harmed by vegetarians. Help end the violence, eat bacon!
Heed the warning and keep your pickle kisser shut!
Nope. Not Me. Never. I swear...
Well i'll be damned. There IS an I in Team...
It sure as hell can...
The Gadsden Flag has long been a symbol of freedom from oppression. Now that we have Mattis as Secretary of Defense a revamp was necessary.
I plead the Fifth (of whiskey)...
Seriously, stop it...
Love him or hate him, if you are an American citizen it doesn't change this one simple fact...
If you are a DILF you don't just want this shirt...you NEED this shirt!
Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything...
One of my favorite games to play every monday when i'm hung over...
A lot of you have done multiple tours...if you are paying Child Support this is the shirt for you!
If you hate stupid people, this is the shirt for you!
To those that like smashing stars, try and smash this one...
The instructions that truly should have been printed on the LAW
You say alcoholism, I say Liver Crossfit...
Th best way we can honor the great Al Bundy, who threw 4 touchdowns in a single game at Polk High, is to keep the organization he founded alive!
They make take our lives, but they will never take...OUR STRAWS!
Gotta let em know you can multitask...
This is me every Monday...
Should definitely be a drive through convenience store and not a government agency...
Why? Because AMERICA that's why!
A workplace friendly way to tell people to shut their damn cock holster...
If Dr. Seuss had been a veteran...
No Matter the problem, the PT Belt is always the answer for maximum safety.
The Space Force is happening! Be the first kid on your block to get a confirmed kill of a commie in space. Join the Space Marines today!
Finally, a Team right up my alley. How about you?
The only true choice for 2020. Mad Dog Mattis, he keeps other people awake at night...
I like to live dangerously. The Sham Shield protects me...
I love my Country. Do you...?
A shirt that combines my love of throat punches and free stuff...
For when the Gadsden alone doesn't get the point across...
Regardless of whether or how they served, Dads will always be a True American Hero in the eyes of their kids. Make sure you live up to it.
Never go full retard...
This describes most of my interactions with people
A throwback to the old days of learning how to destroy feelings!
If you are a meme master who was spent many a day in FB jail, this is the shirt for you!
Every damn time! I swear this is what it's whispering to me. What does it whisper to you?
That feeling when you post a great meme...and then you can't use FB for 7 days.
A public service every community needs. Be the local hero in your town!
A beer will never let you down, people will.
And when I get there, I will arrive VIOLENTLY!
"The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of Patriots and Tyrants..." ~ Thomas Jefferson
When you outlaw guns, only outlaws have guns.
Since participation trophies are all the rage these days...
Ronald McDonald knows whats up
If the Second Amendment only applies to muskets, then doesn't the First Amendment only apply to hemp paper and ink quills?
Checked my privilege. Yep, its awesome!
Am I free tonight? That's a silly question. I'm always free. This is AMERICA!
The second Amendment is not about hunting.
Hey Beavis, uh huh huh huh, lets like, operate or something... Also check out > Operator Beavis and Butthead Canvas Also check out > Operator Beavis and Butthead Poster
Show your American Pride this 4th of July
Some people can't handle this much freedom!
This 4th of July make sure you install the two critical components, alcohol and patriotism.
With all this talk of arming teachers, you gotta stop and think about matching the right tool to the job...
There is only one true choice in 2020...
Its summer, the sun is out, meat on the grill, you know what time it is. Time to get star spangled hammered!
Americans: Too cool for British rule since 1776!
Time to let your hair down and party like its 1776 this 4th of July as we celebrate our independence from those damn redcoats!
How I feel every Monday when encountering overly cheerful people at work...
Perfect shirt for every Monday....
All are students, but only the best of the best are true college studs
I've got a fever, and the only cure is more knife hands.
A workplace friendly way to tell people to stop being suck cock suckers all the damn time...
If you don't wear this shirt every time you fly how can you call yourself a true American?
Its 1800 on a Friday, one hour after final formation, you know the drill...time to get wasted.
A boss creates fear, a leader confidence. A boss fixes blame, a leader corrects mistakes. A boss knows all, a leader asks questions.
They really did bring this on themselves...
Seems like every time we turn on the news there is yet another talking head spewing absolutely incorrect nonsense when it comes to the AR. We found the guide the media is using as a reference and decided to put it on a shirt.
Why you always hating on me? Its because i'm black isn't it? #BlackRiflesMatter
Socialists hate him. Find out how to get free college with this one simple trick at the link below...
Feelings? Who issued those? This one goes out to everyone constantly crying about their precious feelings being hurt!
Damn Jody is getting sneaky. When you are out of town and her tailpipe needs work she will always find her way to Joe D's Garage. Don't worry, he'll take care of her.
The ole Gut Glue aka the MRE. Suck down some peanut butter and you won't have to worry about rockin a deuce for at least 3 days.
Officers. Making simple sh*t hard since 1775. I swear they could fuck up a wet dream.
Who knew the Dalai Lama was a cold blooded gunslinger. He's dropping knowledge on shot placement.
A throwback to the original Oregon Trail. Everyone always told you to stay off the CSM's grass, but you just didn't listen...
In February 2018 General Mattis unveiled a new policy aimed at shammers who are continually medically non-deployable telling them they have 12 months to become deployable or they are out.We summed up is message into 3 words
Yes, I know its 0800 and I just ordered a beer tower on a tuesday. I'm an American damnit. Don't tell me how to freedom!
Our standard advice for those complaining about how hard life is. Make sure you drink water, change your socks and take a motrin after securing your helmet.
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again!
Out of all the things you can qualify as Expert at in the Army, the Expert Shammer Badge is the most coveted among the lower enlisted. Make sure the biggest shammer you know sees this.
Sweeping, mopping and buffing floors to painting rocks, every Soldier knows this is true!
The National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support...
SPC Shammer, Esquire. Barracks Attorney at Law. Offering questionable legal advice and completely wrong interpretations of Army Regulations all for the price of a 12 pack of beer. Make sure your barracks lawyer sees this!
As your Drill Sergeant told you from day one, don't be looking sloppy as a soup sandwich!
The missing element from the periodic table, the origins of the AK
The missing element from the periodic table, the origins of the AR
A throwback to the days of the original NES
Whenever the enemies of America threaten the USA, this is what I imagine SECDEF Mattis saying to his staff.
The picture says it all...
America's Offended Flakes. They're OB-NOX-IOUS!!
We all know those people who can never pick up what you are putting down, let them know ain't nobody got time for that. Handy shirt for wear when you are hanging out with Marines
Ever looked down at your rifle and thought to yourself, "Yeah, i'd tap that"?
Long day? Nothing but mandatory training and fuck fuck games? No need to wait to relax, remember its 1700 somewhere...
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. Don't know what is so hard to understand about the last part...
In 2018 we thought we would have evolved to the point where we had flying cars. Instead we have to tell people not to eat laundry detergent. Darwin's theory in full effect.
It's not waterboarding if you use diesel...
Fruit belongs in pies, not hipster beers.
What would you whisper in his ear right before he goes "Nite Nite" from a properly applied rear naked choke?
Since Trigger Warnings seem to be all the rage these days, we thought we would add one of our own...
In the social justice system, differing opinions are considered especially heinous. On social media, the dedicated bloggers who are offended by these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Social Justice Unit
At least once in every service-member's career they find themselves faced with this challenge, only the brave and truly committed accept...
Despite the SJW mentality having firmly gripped the majority of higher education institutions across the Country, there are some that have the mental fortitude to make it through unscathed. If you survived college without becoming a Social Justice Warrior this is the shirt for you!
The struggle is real! Every day millions of us meme masters roll the dice and play the ultimate game of cat and mouse.
Straight from the mouth of a true warrior CSM: “They need to understand that the Joint Force is on orders to annihilate them. So, they have two options should they decide to come up against the United States, our allies and partners: surrender or die! HOWEVER, if they choose not...
When self doubt starts creeping in, you start feeling sorry for yourself or you think you cannot push forward just remember this: Sweat Dries. Blood Clots. Bones Heal. Suck it up...Buttercup! Perfect shirt or tank top for the gym, and the hoodie to keep you warm to and from.
My whiskey self identifies as coffee. If you object to me drinking it at work you are a bigot.
Admit Nothing. Deny Everything. Make Counter Accusations. This creed and has been the foundation and guiding principle of the E-4 Mafia for decades
For some its a hobby, for others its an obsession...
Civilians go to fancy pants galleries to sip wine and look at paint splotches, warfighters know that true fine art is to be appreciated while sweating like crazy in a porta john trying to pinch one off.
Asked by reporters his biggest concern as SECDEF for 2018 Mattis answered "I don't have concerns. I create them". Freedom boners immediately popped nationwide.
Since changing how you self identify seems to be all the rage, my AKs wanted to get in on the action.
Since changing how you self identify seems to be all the rage, my ARs wanted to get in on the action.
They have their Safe Spaces, and we have ours...
Its Saturday and you've been cracking cold ones with the boys all day. If your liver starts to protest just tell it "Shut Up Liver, You're Fine".
Your NCOs always warned you it would happen, and you just didn't listen...
Sums up Lower Enlisted Army life perfectly. No No...No promotions. Here Article 15
Help spread the gospel of Freedom by planting freedom seeds far and wide...
The perfect shirt for a Friday night when you and the boys have six 30 racks of cheap beer and two handles of Military Special whiskey to get into and be the cause of yet another safety brief.
I'm just here for the violence...and the Ripits. If you wear one of these on your duty uniform, get the companion for off duty
Halloween is coming! Be sure you have the appropriate shirt to sport when yelling "FRAG OUT!" and lobbing mini pumpkins after drinking too much at a civilian's party.
Also check out > What's Up Doc? (Army)
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Also check out > Thumper (Marine)
Also check out > Thumper (Army)
I'm just here for the violence...and the Ripits. If you wear one of these on your duty uniform, get the companion for off duty
Hurricane Harvey continues to affect thousands of Texans. But the Lone Star State is not alone in dealing with this tragedy. Please help show your support to those impacted by Hurricane Harvey by donating to the J.J. Watt Harvey Fund through the purchase of ASMDSS fundraising shirts. Together we are all Texans.• 100% of...
Hurricane Harvey continues to affect thousands of Texans. But the Lone Star State is not alone in dealing with this tragedy. Please help show your support to those impacted by Hurricane Harvey by donating to the J.J. Watt Harvey Fund through the purchase of ASMDSS fundraising shirts. Together we are all Texans.• 100% of...
Hurricane Harvey continues to affect thousands of Texans. But the Lone Star State is not alone in dealing with this tragedy. Please help show your support to those impacted by Hurricane Harvey by donating to the J.J. Watt Harvey Fund through the purchase of ASMDSS fundraising shirts. Together we are all Texans.• 100% of...
Hurricane Harvey continues to affect thousands of Texans. But the Lone Star State is not alone in dealing with this tragedy. Please help show your support to those impacted by Hurricane Harvey by donating to the J.J. Watt Harvey Fund through the purchase of ASMDSS fundraising shirts. Together we are all...
Kids love him, ISIS fears him, all respect him. He is...Winnie the Pew Also check out > Winnie the Pew (Army)Also check out > Winnie the Pew (Marine)Also check out > Winnie the Pew (Navy)
He's locked and loaded, he chews, he smells worse than a grunt, he's Pepe le Pew! Also check out > Pepe Le Pew (Army)Also check out > Pepe Le Pew (Marine)Also check out > Pepe Le Pew (Navy)
When it comes to the enemies of the United States, Pewkachu's motto is "Gotta frag them all"... Also check out > Pewkachu (Army)Also check out > Pewkachu (Marine)Also check out > Pewkachu (Navy)
"What day is today?" asked Pooh"Today is the day when we burn ISIS to the mother f'ing ground!" squeaked Piglet"My favorite day" said Pooh Also check out > Piglet "Eat Me ..." (Army)Also check out > Piglet "Eat Me ..." (Marine)Also check out > Piglet "Eat Me ..." (Navy)
Porky was happy living the Looney Tunes life, chilling back on the block with his buddies Daffy, Bugs, and Yosemite Sam. Then his Country was threatened, and Porky decided to kit up and make the grass grow! Also check out > Porky the Pig "Eat Me ..." (Army)Also check out...
Engaging targets is what Triggers do best! These quality shirts are a throwback to the childhood days with a tactical twist! Also check out > Tigger / Trigger (Army)Also check out > Tigger / Trigger (Marine)Also check out > Tigger / Trigger (Navy)
When it comes to the enemies of the United States, Pewkachu's motto is "Gotta frag them all"... Also check out > Pewkachu (Air Force)Also check out > Pewkachu (Army)Also check out > Pewkachu (Marine)
When it comes to the enemies of the United States, Pewkachu's motto is "Gotta frag them all"... Also check out > Pewkachu (Air Force)Also check out > Pewkachu (Marine)Also check out > Pewkachu (Navy)
When it comes to the enemies of the United States, Pewkachu's motto is "Gotta frag them all"... Also check out > Pewkachu (Air Force)Also check out > Pewkachu (Army)Also check out > Pewkachu (Navy)
Engaging targets is what Triggers do best! These quality shirts are a throwback to the childhood days with a tactical twist! Also check out > Tigger / Trigger (Air Force)Also check out > Tigger / Trigger (Army)Also check out > Tigger / Trigger (Marine)
Engaging targets is what Triggers do best! These quality shirts are a throwback to the childhood days with a tactical twist! Also check out > Tigger / Trigger (Air Force)Also check out > Tigger / Trigger (Marine)Also check out > Tigger / Trigger (Navy)
Engaging targets is what Triggers do best! These quality shirts are a throwback to the childhood days with a tactical twist! Also check out > Tigger / Trigger (Air Force)Also check out > Tigger / Trigger (Army)Also check out > Tigger / Trigger (Navy)
He's locked and loaded, he chews, he smells worse than a grunt, he's Pepe le Pew! Also check out > Pepe Le Pew (Army)Also check out > Pepe Le Pew (Marine)Also check out > Pepe Le Pew (Air Force)
He's locked and loaded, he chews, he smells worse than a grunt, he's Pepe le Pew! Also check out > Pepe Le Pew (Air Force)Also check out > Pepe Le Pew (Marine)Also check out > Pepe Le Pew (Navy)
He's locked and loaded, he chews, he smells worse than a grunt, he's Pepe le Pew! Also check out > Pepe Le Pew (Air Force)Also check out > Pepe Le Pew (Army)Also check out > Pepe Le Pew (Navy)
Porky was happy living the Looney Tunes life, chilling back on the block with his buddies Daffy, Bugs, and Yosemite Sam. Then his Country was threatened, and Porky decided to kit up and make the grass grow! Also check out > Porky the Pig "Eat Me ..." (Air Force)Also check out > Porky...
Porky was happy living the Looney Tunes life, chilling back on the block with his buddies Daffy, Bugs, and Yosemite Sam. Then his Country was threatened, and Porky decided to kit up and make the grass grow! Also check out > Porky the Pig "Eat Me ..." (Air Force)Also check out > Porky...
Porky was happy living the Looney Tunes life, chilling back on the block with his buddies Daffy, Bugs, and Yosemite Sam. Then his Country was threatened, and Porky decided to kit up and make the grass grow! Also check out > Porky the Pig "Eat Me ..." (Air Force)Also check out > Porky...
"What day is today?" asked Pooh"Today is the day when we burn ISIS to the mother f'ing ground!" squeaked Piglet"My favorite day" said Pooh Also check out > Piglet "Eat Me ..." (Air Force)Also check out > Piglet "Eat Me ..." (Army)Also check out > Piglet "Eat Me ..." (Marine)
"What day is today?" asked Pooh"Today is the day when we burn ISIS to the mother f'ing ground!" squeaked Piglet"My favorite day" said Pooh Also check out > Piglet "Eat Me ..." (Air Force)Also check out > Piglet "Eat Me ..." (Marine)Also check out > Piglet "Eat Me ..." (Navy)
"What day is today?" asked Pooh"Today is the day when we burn ISIS to the mother f'ing ground!" squeaked Piglet"My favorite day" said Pooh Also check out > Piglet "Eat Me ..." (Air Force)Also check out > Piglet "Eat Me ..." (Army)Also check out > Piglet "Eat Me ..." (Navy)
Kids love him, ISIS fears him, all respect him. He is...Winnie the Pew Also check out > Winnie the Pew (Air Force)Also check out > Winnie the Pew (Army)Also check out > Winnie the Pew (Marine)
Kids love him, ISIS fears him, all respect him. He is...Winnie the Pew Also check out > Winnie the Pew (Air Force)Also check out > Winnie the Pew (Marine)Also check out > Winnie the Pew (Navy)
Kids love him, ISIS fears him, all respect him. He is...Winnie the Pew Also check out > Winnie the Pew (Air Force)Also check out > Winnie the Pew (Army)Also check out > Winnie the Pew (Navy)
So, North Korea wants to threaten the USA with nukes? They seem to be forgetting our track record...
So, North Korea wants to threaten the USA with nukes? They seem to be forgetting our track record...
An eye for an eye, hit us and we will hit you right back
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I suck at Poems...PEW PEW PEW!
Guns don't kill people. People Kill people. Unless you drop your P320...
As your Drill Sergeant has told you since day one, failure to hydrate is the root of all problems.
When it comes to firing up the grill, slammin beers and slingin burgers, there can be only one Grill Sergeant...make sure you let everyone know you got that handled with this shirt.
Carl doesn't discriminate...all lives splatter equally.
 Join the Kilgore Surf Club and sport the unofficial shirt!
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme Wars with this dope AF shirt
When America’s Enemies see these colors they know we came to play...and win. Also check out > America's Away Colors - Army
Chaos Actual has a message for everyone in the USA. Listen up and avoid the knife hands.
Lets face it, when compared to Chaos Actual, everyone is a POG...even grunts.
The quickest way to ensure peace is to stop the threat before it starts.
LGBT means different things to different people. Now thats what I call diversity!
LGBT means different things to different people. Now thats what I call diversity!
Some people find inner peace through yoga and meditation. Others find it through controlled pairs and the smell of gunpowder.
 We need to stop with this recent phenomenon of people telling others they are offended and expecting them to give a damn. Just because you are offended doesn't mean you're right.
You don't win wars by dying for your country or your beliefs. You win wars by making the other dumb bastard die for his.
Some Soldiers are destined for greatness from day one. Others are destined to be complete lazy bums their entire careers. Then there is you...not at the top, not at the bottom...you are the world's okayest Specialist. Proud member of the E-4 Mafia. Display that title proudly with this quality shirt....
Some Soldiers are destined for greatness from day one. Others are destined to be complete lazy bums their entire careers. Then there is you...not at the top, not at the bottom...you are the world's okayest soldier. Display that title proudly with this quality shirt.
Chaos Actual has one message when it comes to what America's Armed Forces should be focused on.
 The VA has their idea of what constitutes effective therapy...and I have mine. Are you a fan of Group Therapy?
 Time for a throwback. Knowing is half the battle. The other half...well, the other half is violence.
Some like beaches, and some prefer bolt actions. When you find someone who likes long romantic walks like these, they are definitely a keeper.
 We are the undisputed World War Champions. Your move North Korea...
 When America’s Enemies see these colors they know we came to play...and win. Also check out > America's Away Colors - MARPAT

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