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4 reviews
A workplace friendly way to tell people to stop being suck cock suckers all the damn time...
A big ole satchel of Richards...
When self doubt starts creeping in, you start feeling sorry for yourself or you think you cannot push forward just remember this: Sweat Dries. Blood Clots. Bones Heal. Suck it up...Buttercup! Perfect shirt or tank top for the gym, and the hoodie to keep you warm to and from.
When you gotta get medieval on them...
1 review
Why, Johnny Ringo. You look like somebody just...walked over your grave.
Help spread the gospel of Freedom by planting freedom seeds far and wide...
A profound command from one of the greatest tacticians in the history of the world...
The perfect social distancing shirt has arrived!
America's Offended Flakes. They're OB-NOX-IOUS!!
9 reviews
Why? Because I'm a free American that's why!
6 reviews
Just found my new favorite fishing shirt!
7 reviews
Coffee first. Then the rest of your unimportant BS...
8 reviews
For those of us that wore BDUs and are now openly gray...
4 reviews
I have found this to be 100% true. How about you?
1 review
Don't judge me. Times are tough...
1 review
The boys are back! Kitted up and dropping bodies!
My alternate job/duty description every day. How about yours?
1 review
The perfect gym shirt doesn't exi...
Making sure you master the proper technique
2 reviews
Regardless of which party has the majority, this statement will always ring true.
That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see how it works out for him...
The perfect shirt for all you habitual line-steppers out there!
Swim on up and get your tickets to the chair-slamming main event!
Totally not a Cop. Trust me...
After 10 years in the Army, I don't feel a day over 60!
If you are easily offended, you probably don't want to stand within earshot of me...
6 reviews
This is a campaign I can get behind, how about you?
1 review
I am the majestic Blue Falcon. I soar high...and strike low!
Despite all the division in our Country right now, here is a cause we can all get behind!
2 reviews
A lot of you have done multiple tours...if you are paying Child Support this is the shirt for you!
G Dub the ultimate American OG doesn't play...
A subtle yet effective message
OG Ben Franklin had some thoughts about taxation without representation
I have continually found this to be true...
This is a defense that should be admissible in court...
1 review
When you get it...
This is totally me. What about you?
I survived, and gained some discipline...
Make sure you refer to me appropriately!
I have no idea what they are talking about
Tact is for people who are too stupid to understand sarcasm...
1 review
For some its a hobby, for others its an obsession...
I'm the Lorax, I speak for the trees. Chop my trees and I'll clap your knees...
Gotta let em know you can multitask...
Chewing gum on line eh? I hope you brought enough for everybody...
1 review
Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things...
I find myself screaming this in my head weekly, especially when dealing with officers...
The Second Amendment is not about hunting.
I ask myself this constantly...
Why? Because AMERICA that's why!
A workplace friendly way to tell people to shut their damn cock holster...
Shirt says it all...
One for all the dads out there with those premium dad jokes!
Nothing to see here. Totally not a spy balloon...
Just need to let you know this up front...
Halloween is coming! Be sure you have the appropriate shirt to sport when yelling "FRAG OUT!" and lobbing mini pumpkins after drinking too much at a civilian's party.
Just in case you were wondering. You will now be thinking about this all day...
Time to let your hair down and party like its 1776 this 4th of July as we celebrate our independence from those damn redcoats!
60% of the time, this shirt works every time...
Ukrainian farmers have unlocked the golden skin by stealing 1,000 tanks
Proudly rocking the dad bod, what about you?
If you are reading this shirt and think it's directed at you, it probably is...
1 review
Kind of sums up most of 2020 in a shirt...
If this applies to you you don't just want this shirt, you NEED this shirt!
We all know those people who can never pick up what you are putting down, let them know ain't nobody got time for that. Handy shirt for wear when you are hanging out with Marines
Coffee first, then all your trivial BS...
Hello Police? I'd like to report a robbery. It was pump #2...
1 review
The perfect place to pitch a tent...
Yep, it was pretty much exactly like this...
I didn't do it. I wasn't there that day. You can't prove anything...
Welcome to the show that is your life ladies and gentleman!
You ain't foolin anyone Mr. Pigeon...
1 review
It's getting ducking ridiculous!
With these New Balances on, the dad joke tank is always full!
Ol' balloon boy floated around, and found out...
9 reviews
Ye shall find out if you F'eth about!
Finally, a Team right up my alley. How about you?
To the point where I should be demanding an engagement ring!
That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him...
That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see how it plays out for him...
21 reviews
Step Sergeant, what are you doing...?
There is just something special about dropping trou with all of nature (and your Squad) watching...
What is your best dad joke dads?
Yuri, we're going to need a bigger tank...
After the State of the Union, the deer realized they have to up their game...
They may take our lives. But they will never take our gas stoves!
I'm a habitual grass walker. Are you?
3 reviews
The perfect shirt for anyone retired from the service!
For all the Dads out there!
Not gonna use the word "Hero", but...
Only the real OGs know!
I will never accept defeat. I will never quit.
It's a tough job, but somebody has to do it!
Now THIS is a campaign we can all support!
This shirt is guaranteed to turn heads, if you have the stones to wear it...
They may take our lives, but they will never take our ZYN!
Come on over for that BAH and Tricare baby...
When the acorn drops, cops go pop pop pop!
Be a hero, ensure the brief is about something you did!
For all the high speed low drag dads!

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