Skip to product information
1 of 4

ASMDSS - The Book (Signed Copy)

ASMDSS - The Book (Signed Copy)

Regular price $ 27.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $ 27.99 USD
Sale Sold out

Size Chart

Description

WIT AND WISDOM FROM AMERICA'S FINEST

The official tie-in book to the wildly popular Facebook page, featuring brand-new crazy, off-the-wall, outrageously funny, and downright "awesome" pearls of wisdom from real-life drill sergeants and instructors from all branches of the military.

SWEAT DRIES. BLOOD CLOTS. BONES HEAL. SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP.

Welcome to basic training, soldier. Now meet your worst nightmare . . . your drill sergeant.

Even if you've never served in the military, you know the drill sergeant. The mere sight of his fatigues and the iconic "Round Brown" campaign hat strikes fear into the bravest of hearts. Drill sergeants inflict pain, demand discipline, and aren't afraid of power, aggression, and using fear as a motivational tool. But unless you've witnessed one firsthand with your face in the mud doing pushups, you might not know one other fact . . . drill sergeants are some of the FUNNIEST people on the planet!

After his deployment in Afghanistan, Dan Caddy began swapping great drill sergeant stories by e-mail with other combat veterans - an exchange with friends that would grow into the dedicated Facebook page, "Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said." But what began as a comedic outlet has evolved into a robust online community and support network that conducts fundraisers for and donates to military charities, has helped veterans struggling with PTSD and other issues, and on numerous occasions, literally saved lives.

Now, Caddy shares more great DS stories - most never before seen - in this humorous collection. Often profane, sometimes profound, yet always entertaining, these rants from real life soldiers are interspersed with lively sidebars, Top 10 lists, stories from fans, one-liners, and more.

For anyone who has suffered a hard-ass manager (in uniform or not), Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said will add a much needed dose of humor to the day.

Shipping Details

ASMDSS ships merchandise to locations within the United States, U.S. territories, and internationally. Please note that orders shipped outside of the U.S. may be subject to customs fees.

Each print requires a different treatment, so the production time may range from 5 to 7 business days from the time the order is placed.

The risk of loss and title for all merchandise ordered on this website pass to you when the merchandise is delivered to the shipping carrier and a tracking number is issued for the package.

View full details
1 of 5