EVERY E-MAIL KILLS A TERRORIST.

Why, Johnny Ringo. You look like somebody just...walked over your grave.
When you gotta get medieval on them...
Our ancestors were done taking any crap from the damn redcoats!
I gotta be honest, I'd rather be waterboarding...
OG Ben Franklin had some thoughts about taxation without representation
The perfect shirt for every Cav Scout.
OG Mr. Rogers knew how to deal with em...
Just letting you know up front...
Veterans with kids will appreciate this one. Beware, you will probably be sleeping on the couch if Momma finds out you had your young one sportin this. Worth it!
She is beauty. She is grace. She is Miss United States!
Come at me Bro, I'll make the grass grow!
Americans: Too cool for British rule since 1776!
Halloween is coming! Be sure you have the appropriate shirt to sport when yelling "FRAG OUT!" and lobbing mini pumpkins after drinking too much at a civilian's party.
They make take our lives, but they will never take...OUR STRAWS!
Every damn time! I swear this is what it's whispering to me. What does it whisper to you?
 Join the Kilgore Surf Club and sport the unofficial shirt!
Sure to spark some lively conversations at or family gatherings...