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Quality shirts from the meme kingdom
My alternate job/duty description every day. How about yours?
Nothing to see here. Totally not a spy balloon...
Coffee first. Then the rest of your unimportant BS...
I'm a habitual grass walker. Are you?
There is just something special about dropping trou with all of nature (and your Squad) watching...
They may take our lives. But they will never take our gas stoves!
One for all the dads out there with those premium dad jokes!
5 reviews
For those of us that wore BDUs and are now openly gray...
To the point where I should be demanding an engagement ring!
After 10 years in the Army, I don't feel a day over 60!
The perfect place to pitch a tent...
1 review
Welcome to the show that is your life ladies and gentleman!
Ukrainian farmers have unlocked the golden skin by stealing 1,000 tanks
Yuri, we're going to need a bigger tank...
After the State of the Union, the deer realized they have to up their game...
1 review
Shout out to all the Ukrainian farmers straight jacking tanks with tractors!
Sums it all up pretty perfectly...
That's a nice tank you got there Russkiy, be a shame if someone...javelined it. All proceeds donated to charity to assist the people of Ukraine.
When Commies filled the skies, one man embodied the spirit of Ukraine and rose to knock them down! All proceeds donated to Charity to assist the people of Ukraine.
No matter how old I get, this fact has not changed since school...
What's that? I can't understand you...
1 review
The perfect shirt for all you habitual line-steppers out there!
I'm not kidding, gonna need all the tendies now...
Trying to figure out how this thing works...
2 reviews
I'm the Lorax, I speak for the trees. Chop my trees and I'll clap your knees...
All the babies born 9 months from March, April, and May will be known as "Quarantennials"...
Not to the lake, not to a restaurant for goodness sake. Not to a campground, not to school, just stay at home and shut up you fool!
Sitting in quarantine with a case of beer, bottle of whiskey and 9 bags of pork rinds like...
"How dare you not be scared and stay in your home" ~ Karen
The perfect quarantine shirt doesn't exi... Oh SNAP! You don't just want this shirt, you NEED this shirt!
A retro animated take on the legend himself, the Tiger King
1 review
Its not all or nothing when it comes to this issue...
If you are non-essential and quarantined, its not like you have anything better to do. Give it a shot...