EVERY E-MAIL KILLS A TERRORIST.

Why, Johnny Ringo. You look like somebody just...walked over your grave.
Sure to spark some lively conversations at or family gatherings...
When you gotta get medieval on them...
Veterans with kids will appreciate this one. Beware, you will probably be sleeping on the couch if Momma finds out you had your young one sportin this. Worth it!
Every patriot has America Inside just waiting to break through
If you are easily offended, you probably don't want to stand within earshot of me...
Americans: Too cool for British rule since 1776!
Halloween is coming! Be sure you have the appropriate shirt to sport when yelling "FRAG OUT!" and lobbing mini pumpkins after drinking too much at a civilian's party.
They make take our lives, but they will never take...OUR STRAWS!
Every damn time! I swear this is what it's whispering to me. What does it whisper to you?
 Join the Kilgore Surf Club and sport the unofficial shirt!
OG Ben Franklin had some thoughts about taxation without representation
The perfect shirt for every Cav Scout.