EVERY E-MAIL KILLS A TERRORIST.

Why, Johnny Ringo. You look like somebody just...walked over your grave.
Sure to spark some lively conversations at or family gatherings...
Veterans with kids will appreciate this one. Beware, you will probably be sleeping on the couch if Momma finds out you had your young one sportin this. Worth it!
When you gotta get medieval on them...
Every patriot has America Inside just waiting to break through
If you are easily offended, you probably don't want to stand within earshot of me...