Run On Coffee Sarcasm And Stress

Wrap Yourself in Tactical Humor, Built to Last Gear up for the mission with this premium apparel, crafted from high-quality materials for a comfortable feel that stands up to any deployment or downtime. Whether you’re braving the elements on patrol, leading the charge against boredom, or kicking back with fellow operators, this piece delivers style, durability, and unrelenting satire – all in a true-to-size fit that’s as bold as your banter.

Proudly printed in the USA, every design is a salute to American grit and meme mastery. With functional details tailored for everyday ops, it’s the perfect blend of form and firepower. Layer it up with your favorite plate carrier or ASMDSS gear and let your vibes deploy – loud and locked.

• Why You’ll Love It: Premium comfort, versatile layering, and a fit made for real warriors who get the joke.
• Made for Americans: Designed and printed on American soil – supporting over 100 American jobs.
• Don’t Wait: These limited-edition items are moving fast – claim yours before they’re history!

Sizes S-5XL | See our sizing chart for your perfect fit. 365 Day No Hassle Returns with Our Operator Guarantee

ASMDSS ships merchandise to locations within the United States, U.S. territories, and internationally. Please note that orders shipped outside of the U.S. may be subject to customs fees.

Each print requires a different treatment, so the production time may range from 5 to 7 business days from the time the order is placed.

The risk of loss and title for all merchandise ordered on this website pass to you when the merchandise is delivered to the shipping carrier and a tracking number is issued for the package.