EVERY E-MAIL KILLS A TERRORIST.

Let the beers flow like freedom this summer!
Let the beers flow like freedom this summer!
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23 reviews
PRODUCT FEATURES Unique Design Baseball Jersey Cut 100% polyester mesh high quality colors and graphics FABRIC & CARE Machine wash Polyester mesh
1 review
Image is printed on both sides of mug.All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Hooah!
I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Hooah!
Swim on up and get your tickets to the chair-slamming main event!
Nice brace you got there. Be a shame if someone...made it illegal.
Nice brace you got there. Be a shame if someone...made it illegal.
Trust me on this one, I seen't it...
Trust me on this one, I seen't it...
In collaboration with OAF  America is all about speed; nasty, bad ass speed. Grab that OAF American Aloha fresh off the press before Huawei swoops in and shuts us down with their 5G. #MrJinpingTearDownThatCellTower Must order before JUNE 16 for guaranteed 4OJ Delivery
3 reviews
In collaboration with OAF  Lace up with these murdery ass aloha shirts for those sunny days that Ts just aren’t enough. This Aloha series has been upgraded and is back by popular demand. PRODUCT FEATURESupgraded design100% polyesterhigh quality colors and graphicsbreathable FABRIC & CAREMachine washPolyester
2 reviews
In collaboration with OAF  Lace up with these murdery ass aloha shirts for those sunny days that Ts just aren’t enough. This Aloha series has been upgraded and is back by popular demand. PRODUCT FEATURESupgraded design100% polyesterhigh quality colors and graphicsbreathable FABRIC & CAREMachine washPolyester
5 reviews
In collaboration with OAF  Lace up with these murdery ass aloha shirts for those sunny days that Ts just aren’t enough. This Aloha series has been upgraded and is back by popular demand. PRODUCT FEATURESupgraded design100% polyesterhigh quality colors and graphicsbreathable FABRIC & CAREMachine washPolyester
In collaboration with OAF  Like the Diplomats of the early 2000s #BirdGang, the OAF Merica Mk18 Aloha is here to put your chain of command on standby for some sweet, wholesome, American-based shenanigans. Get you one of these bad boys before pool szn kicks off and you end up wearing...
8 reviews
In collaboration with OAF  Lace up with these murdery ass aloha shirts for those sunny days that Ts just aren’t enough. This Aloha series has been upgraded and is back by popular demand. PRODUCT FEATURESupgraded design100% polyesterhigh quality colors and graphicsbreathable FABRIC & CAREMachine washPolyester
28 reviews
In collaboration with OAF  Lace up with these murdery ass aloha shirts for those sunny days that Ts just aren’t enough. This Aloha series has been upgraded and is back by popular demand. PRODUCT FEATURESupgraded design100% polyesterhigh quality colors and graphicsbreathable FABRIC & CAREMachine washPolyester
6 reviews
In collaboration with OAF  Lace up with these murdery ass aloha shirts for those sunny days that Ts just aren’t enough. This Aloha series has been upgraded and is back by popular demand. PRODUCT FEATURESupgraded design100% polyesterhigh quality colors and graphicsbreathable FABRIC & CAREMachine washPolyester
In collaboration with OAF  Punching holes in homes and caving in compounds, the SMAW can bring a smile to your face on even the most dreary of Afghan summer days. Be sure to fire a spotting round into the OAF Shop and check out that new Aloha, the SMAW. #HotLikeChai...
3 reviews
In collaboration with OAF  Lace up with these murdery ass aloha shirts for those sunny days that Ts just aren’t enough. This Aloha series has been upgraded and is back by popular demand. PRODUCT FEATURESupgraded design100% polyesterhigh quality colors and graphicsbreathable FABRIC & CAREMachine washPolyester
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America the beautiful. To us, there is no better place on this earth!  Make your statement without saying anything at all.    PRODUCT FEATURES unique design 100% polyester mesh high-quality colors and graphics breathable mesh FABRIC & CARE Machine wash Polyester mesh  
Most comfortable golf shirt you'll own or your money back!No, but seriously, these things are top notch quality and extremely soft. 
Every patriot has America Inside just waiting to break through
Every patriot has America Inside just waiting to break through
2 reviews
The American Flag Button Down short sleeve shirt is not for those who kneel for the National Anthem. This polyester blend wrinkle free casual shirt features the field of stars on the right side with the stripes on the left, all in vivid true RED, WHITE and BLUE! Proud Americans...
Standard Length 7" Inseam Shorties 5" Inseam
Help spread the gospel of Freedom by planting freedom seeds far and wide...
Help spread the gospel of Freedom by planting freedom seeds far and wide...
6 reviews
This is a campaign I can get behind, how about you?
1 review
Did you just assume my operating mechanism?
1 review
Did you just assume my operating mechanism?
This neck gaiter is a versatile accessory that can be used as a face covering, headband, bandana, wristband, and neck warmer. Upgrade your accessory game and find a matching face shield for each of your outfits. • 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%) • Fabric weight:...
Why? Because AMERICA that's why!
Every Armor crew needs their own blanket! SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket LARGE 80” x 60” Fleece Blanket  Ultra plush soft fleece materialFinished edges to prevent frayingPrinted in the USA
1 review
The perfect mug for every member of the Armor Branch
Armor Crewman everywhere can now skin that phone up like a battle flag and represent!One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Front edges beveled to prevent screen touching hard surfaces when placed or dropped.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.
For all the high speed low drag dads!
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Celebrate the mandatory fun time Halloween Party this year with the perfect shirt!
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Field Artillery aka The King of Battle. Putting warheads on foreheads!
Every Artilleryman needs this for the morning coffee
Every Artilleryman needs this mug for morning coffee!
1 review
When you get it...
960 reviews
WIT AND WISDOM FROM AMERICA'S FINEST The official tie-in book to the wildly popular Facebook page, featuring brand-new crazy, off-the-wall, outrageously funny, and downright "awesome" pearls of wisdom from real-life drill sergeants and instructors from all branches of the military. SWEAT DRIES. BLOOD CLOTS. BONES HEAL. SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP....
7 reviews
ASMDSS Skull Logo Patch in ACU Light color scheme. Hook and loop backing.
2 reviews
ASMDSS ACU Tab with Velcro backing. Matches the ASMDSS Logo ACU Patch. 2.25" Wide Produced for ASMDSS by Milspec Monkey
Shopping for someone else but not sure what to give them? Give them the gift of choice with a ASMDSS Gear gift card. Gift cards are delivered by email and contain instructions to redeem them at checkout. Our gift cards have no additional processing fees.
ASMDSS Skull Logo Patch.. Iron On backing. Can be ironed or sewed. Matches the Sew On ASMDSS Tab. Silver/Black color scheme
8 reviews
ASMDSS Skull Logo Patch in OCP/Multicam color scheme. Hook and loop backing.
2 reviews
ASMDSS OCP/Multicam Tab with Velcro backing. Matches the ASMDSS Logo OCP Patch. 2.25" Wide Produced for ASMDSS by Milspec Monkey
ASMDSS Tab with sew on Velcro backing. Matches the Sew On ASMDSS Logo Patch. Silver/Black color scheme Perfect for MC cuts, flight suits, etc. 3″ Wide x 1" Tall
After the State of the Union, the deer realized they have to up their game...
After the State of the Union, the deer realized they have to up their game...
1 review
It's getting ducking ridiculous!
This is totally me. What about you?
This is totally me. What about you?
After 10 years in the Army, I don't feel a day over 60!
After 10 years in the Army, I don't feel a day over 60!
4 reviews
I have found this to be 100% true. How about you?
I have found this to be 100% true. How about you?
I fully support this concept. Do you?
I fully support this concept. Do you?
When Berkeley, CA protesters cross the line...The Alt-Knight Rises. Wrap yourself in the warmth of the Based Stick Man Blanket while he guards you again communists. Portion of the proceeds will be donated to Based Stick Man's legal defense fund. SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece...
1 review
When Antifa protesters cross the line...The Alt-Knight Rises.  Portion of the proceeds will be donated to Based Stick Man's legal defense fund.
When Berkeley, CA protesters cross the line...The Alt-Knight Rises.  Portion of the proceeds will be donated to Based Stick Man's legal defense fund. Available in 3 sizes. See options by using the dropdown menu. Printed with Dye/Pigment Reactive Ink on archival matte paperShipped in heavy duty poster tubeHeavy weight (230...
That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see how it plays out for him...
So where do you land on the chart?
So where do you land on the chart?
Be a hero, ensure the brief is about something you did!
All of my favorite things about America combined in one freedom filled shirt!
Beards and beers. Two great American things combined...
Beards and beers. Two great American things combined...
This neck gaiter is a versatile accessory that can be used as a face covering, headband, bandana, wristband, and neck warmer. Upgrade your accessory game and find a matching face shield for each of your outfits. • 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%) • Fabric weight:...
You ain't foolin anyone Mr. Pigeon...
You ain't foolin anyone Mr. Pigeon...
1 review
I am the majestic Blue Falcon. I soar high...and strike low!
Gotta let the ladies know what you're about this Halloween!
The ladies shirt to compliment our men's Boner Donor Halloween shirt!
They said it couldn't be done, but he did it. Tom Brady is the REAL Lord of the Rings. This high quality vidid poster is a must for every true Patriots fan! Use the dropdown menu to select 11x17, 18x24, or 24x36 inch print Printed with Dye/Pigment Reactive Ink on...
Sappers Breach Naked! 100% Penetration is Guaranteed...
Gotta be about that breaching life!
Now THIS is a campaign we can all support!
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
The greatest sound ever heard by troops in contact.
The greatest sound ever heard by troops in contact.
4 reviews
A workplace friendly way to tell people what you think of them...
A workplace friendly way to tell people to stop being suck cock suckers all the damn time...
2 reviews
Regardless of which party has the majority, this statement will always ring true.
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The best thing to come from this meme is this design on a caffeine container.
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The best thing to come from this meme is this design on a caffeine container.
Every Cav Scout can now wrap themselves in the warmth and protection of a Cav Guidon. SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket LARGE 80” x 60” Fleece Blanket  Ultra plush soft fleece materialFinished edges to prevent frayingPrinted in the USA  
Perfect caffeine container for every Cav Scout
Perfect caffeine container for every Cav Scout
1 review
Every Scout needs a custom phone case! One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile. Durable, impact resistance, and easy access to all ports/controls.
2 reviews
A lot of you have done multiple tours...if you are paying Child Support this is the shirt for you!
A lot of you have done multiple tours...if you are paying Child Support this is the shirt for you!
This neck gaiter is a versatile accessory that can be used as a face covering, headband, bandana, wristband, and neck warmer. Upgrade your accessory game and find a matching face shield for each of your outfits. • 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%) • Fabric weight:...
If you've done it, you already know...
They may take our lives. But they will never take our gas stoves!
They may take our lives. But they will never take our gas stoves!
They may take our lives, but they will never take our ZYN!
The perfect shirt for all you habitual line-steppers out there!
The perfect shirt for all you habitual line-steppers out there!
For all the Dads out there!
1 review
ONLY PURCHASE THIS ITEM IF YOU HAVE BEEN DIRECTED BY OUR CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT TO DO SO.
Proudly rocking the dad bod, what about you?
Finally, a Team right up my alley. How about you?
What is your best dad joke dads?
With these New Balances on, the dad joke tank is always full!
With these New Balances on, the dad joke tank is always full!
One for all the dads out there with those premium dad jokes!
Don't do it for you, do it for your Country!
Don't do it for you, do it for your Country!
6 reviews
My DD-214 shields me from all your nonsense!
Calling all Armor soldiers current and past, we have the perfect shirt for you!
Calling all Armor soldiers current and past, we have the perfect shirt for you!
This neck gaiter is a versatile accessory that can be used as a face covering, headband, bandana, wristband, and neck warmer. Upgrade your accessory game and find a matching face shield for each of your outfits. • 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%) • Fabric weight:...
This neck gaiter is a versatile accessory that can be used as a face covering, headband, bandana, wristband, and neck warmer. Upgrade your accessory game and find a matching face shield for each of your outfits. • 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%) • Fabric weight:...
This neck gaiter is a versatile accessory that can be used as a face covering, headband, bandana, wristband, and neck warmer. Upgrade your accessory game and find a matching face shield for each of your outfits. • 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%) • Fabric weight:...
This neck gaiter is a versatile accessory that can be used as a face covering, headband, bandana, wristband, and neck warmer. Upgrade your accessory game and find a matching face shield for each of your outfits. • 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%) • Fabric weight:...
1 review
British Bros Breaking Backs and Beating the Balls off Terry like a Bare-knuckle Brawler from Birmingham with Nothing but a Bottle of Booze and a Bad Attitude. Make sure you snag the all new Desert Tiger Stripe Hoodie and don’t get caught outside the wire with your pants around your...
It's a tough job, but somebody has to do it!
I will never accept defeat. I will never quit.
I have continually found this to be true...
I have continually found this to be true...
Damn Leg. So dirty... So Nasty...
Damn Leg. So dirty... So Nasty...
11 reviews
Become ungovernable...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
First time go at this station!
2 reviews
The Gadsden Flag has long been a symbol of freedom from oppression. Now that we have Mattis as Secretary of Defense a revamp was necessary. Wrap yourself in this message to our enemies and stay warm while sippin whiskey. SMALL  40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket LARGE 80”...
The Gadsden Flag has long been a symbol of freedom from oppression. Now that we have Mattis as Secretary of Defense a revamp was necessary.
1 review
The Gadsden Flag has long been a symbol of freedom from oppression. Now that we have Mattis as Secretary of Defense a revamp was necessary.
The Gadsden Flag has long been a symbol of freedom from oppression. Now that we have Mattis as Secretary of Defense a revamp was necessary. One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile. Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.
1 review
You guys silly? I'm still gonna SEND IT!
You guys silly? I'm still gonna SEND IT!
When the acorn drops, cops go pop pop pop!
Most comfortable golf shirt you'll own or your money back!No, but seriously, these things are top notch quality and extremely soft. 
Standard Length 7" Inseam Shorties 5" Inseam
1 review
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS! If you are an Engineer you need this shirt!
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS! If you are an Engineer you need this shirt!
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS! Wrap yourself in a soft, warm comfortable blanket as you sip whiskey and dream about P equals Plenty! SMALL  40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece...
3 reviews
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS! We can also demolish strong coffee, so this is the perfect cup for your morning brew.
1 review
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS! We can also demolish strong coffee, so this is the perfect cup for your morning brew.
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS!If you are an Engineer this is the case you need to be sporting.One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to...
1 review
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS!If you are an Engineer this is the case you need to be sporting.One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to...
I find myself screaming this in my head weekly, especially when dealing with officers...
I find myself screaming this in my head weekly, especially when dealing with officers...
The Mafia is the Army's most effective tool when utilized properly
Important stuff can wait, beer must happen now
Important stuff can wait, beer must happen now
Its a guarantee in life that some days things are just going to suck. All you can do is EMBRACE THE SUCK!
Its a guarantee in life that some days things are just going to suck. All you can do is EMBRACE THE SUCK!
Enjoy America. Land of the Free, Home of the Brave!
Enjoy America. Land of the Free, Home of the Brave!
Gotta enjoy the simple things!
Just in case you were wondering. You will now be thinking about this all day...
43 reviews
I feel this in my soul. And knees. And back.
Introducing our Patriot Hats from MAGA.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Today we see way too many people thinking they are entitled to what they want in life and want it given to them. Just a reminder that everything is earned, not given.
Today we see way too many people thinking they are entitled to what they want in life and want it given to them. Just a reminder that everything is earned, not given.
Shirt says it all...
Ukrainian farmers have unlocked the golden skin by stealing 1,000 tanks
Ukrainian farmers have unlocked the golden skin by stealing 1,000 tanks
9 reviews
Ye shall find out if you F'eth about!
This neck gaiter is a versatile accessory that can be used as a face covering, headband, bandana, wristband, and neck warmer. Upgrade your accessory game and find a matching face shield for each of your outfits. • 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%) • Fabric weight:...
This neck gaiter is a versatile accessory that can be used as a face covering, headband, bandana, wristband, and neck warmer. Upgrade your accessory game and find a matching face shield for each of your outfits. • 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%) • Fabric weight:...
This neck gaiter is a versatile accessory that can be used as a face covering, headband, bandana, wristband, and neck warmer. Upgrade your accessory game and find a matching face shield for each of your outfits. • 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%) • Fabric weight:...
1 review
Wear a taste of the tropics with this super lightweight, breathable fabric Flambino Golf Polo. Everything about this shirt screams cool in the heat. A warm rich space blue background is emboldened by pink flamingos, palm fronds along with hot pink representations of birds of paradise. You don’t have to...
Customer Service Shipping Charge. Only purchase if you have been directed to, by our CS department. 
Ol' balloon boy floated around, and found out...
Most comfortable golf shirt you'll own or your money back!No, but seriously, these things are top notch quality and extremely soft. 
The perfect social distancing shirt has arrived!
The perfect social distancing shirt has arrived!
When you gotta get medieval on them...
When you gotta get medieval on them...
Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.
Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.
Let this sink in. Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction...
Let this sink in. Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction...
Only the real OGs know!
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from MAGA.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
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22 reviews
Simple way to let everyone know who is in charge. Perfect for every workplace.
2 reviews
Simple way to let everyone know who is in charge. Perfect for every workplace. One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile. Durable, impact resistance, and easy access to all ports/controls.  
A new take on a classic design
11 reviews
A perfect way to low key let them know how you feel.
A perfect way to low key let them know how you feel.
This is me every morning. Coffee first, everything else second.
1 review
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile. Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls. All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.  
8 reviews
For those of us that wore BDUs and are now openly gray...
For those of us that wore BDUs and are now openly gray...
1 review
For some its a hobby, for others its an obsession...
For some its a hobby, for others its an obsession...
I'm a habitual grass walker. Are you?
I'm a habitual grass walker. Are you?
A message from the Queen this 4th of July!
A message from the Queen this 4th of July!
Chewing gum on line eh? I hope you brought enough for everybody...
My favorite kind of fun is the mandatory kind!
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
85 reviews
Add some character to your home and entryway with a stylish doormat. The 26"x18" doormat comes equipped with a felt-like polyester front and foam rubber backing to protect your floor and reduce slipping.
Yep, it was pretty much exactly like this...
Yep, it was pretty much exactly like this...
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4 reviews
After many glasses of whiskey, we at ASMDSS have come up with a surefire plan of how to defeat ISIS rapidly without deploying a large amount of troops. We put the instructional diagram on a mug for distribution and display in the hands of personnel in every platoon room, unit...
In this day and age of everything needing trigger warnings, perpetually offended people and the emergence of Veganism we thought an uplifting and inspiring message on a warm soft blanket was a good idea. Wrap yourself up and be shielded from weak people. SMALL  40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x...
1 review
Our version of inspirational and uplifting messages. Perfect for the break room at the office.
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
They say real men don't have pillows on the couch, but sometimes you gotta compromise with the Household 6. This is the perfect way to do it, and inspire and uplift guests to your home. This soft pillow is an excellent addition that gives character to any space. It comes...
1 review
We all know that one person who needs this shirt, make sure they see it!
We all know that one person who needs this shirt, make sure they see it!
I didn't do it. I wasn't there that day. You can't prove anything...
A perfect subtle way to show stupid people what you think of them...
To the point where I should be demanding an engagement ring!
To the point where I should be demanding an engagement ring!
Just need to let you know this up front...
Just need to let you know this up front...
Gotta think one step ahead of the gun grabbers!
This shirt is guaranteed to turn heads, if you have the stones to wear it...
17 reviews
The perfect shirt or tank top for your next pool day! Gotta let 'em know!
1 review
The perfect shirt or tank top for your next pool day! Gotta let 'em know!
9 reviews
Why? Because I'm a free American that's why!
Why? Because I'm a free American that's why!
All day, every day. What about you?
All day, every day. What about you?
1 review
Standard Length 7" Inseam Shorties 5" Inseam
"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither..."
"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither..."
I ask myself this constantly...
In this day and age this is quite the accomplishment. If you survived Fort Hood this is the shirt you NEED!
In this day and age this is quite the accomplishment. If you survived Fort Hood this is the shirt you NEED!
Just close your eyes. Trust me, I've done this before...
Just close your eyes. Trust me, I've done this before...
Not gonna use the word "Hero", but...
10 reviews
The perfect shirt to confuse civilians
The perfect shirt to confuse civilians
1 review
Kind of sums up most of 2020 in a shirt...
I don't have to be the fastest, only the second fastest...
I don't have to be the fastest, only the second fastest...
This is a defense that should be admissible in court...
This is a defense that should be admissible in court...
1 review
We are our brother's keeper. You don't walk alone.
We are our brother's keeper. You don't walk alone.
1 review
Wrap yourself in the warmth of this blanket and make fun of POGs as you sip whiskey by a fire. SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket LARGE 80” x 60” Fleece Blanket  Ultra plush soft fleece materialFinished edges to prevent frayingPrinted in the USA
11oz Black Mug Tired of looking at the same old plain white coffee mugs in your cupboard? Change it up with a new glossy 11oz black mug that will stand out from the crowd. Made with a premium hard coat that provides crisb and vibrant color reproduction, this mug is...
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.
Gotta let 'em know what you're about!
75 reviews
It's not waterboarding if you use diesel...
-36%
5 reviews
PRODUCT FEATURES Unique Design Baseball Jersey Cut 100% polyester mesh high quality colors and graphics FABRIC & CARE Machine wash Polyester mesh
That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him...
That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him...
-36%
9 reviews
PRODUCT FEATURES Unique Design Baseball Jersey Cut 100% polyester mesh high quality colors and graphics FABRIC & CARE Machine wash Polyester mesh
Sometimes it really is just that simple.
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan.  These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
Introducing our Patriot Hats from ASMDSS.com! 🦅🇺🇸 Show your unwavering love for our country and express your patriotic spirit in style with our exclusive hats.  All our hats are finished with dedication and pride and then shipped from our facility in Michigan. These hats are more than just accessories; they're...
4 reviews
You asked, we listened. The best selling suppressive fire shirt with the M240!
You asked, we listened. The best selling suppressive fire shirt with the M240!
Do the hard right instead of the easy wrong. Lead from the front!
14 reviews
One of the greatest sounds!
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
Give me Liberty or give me death.
Give me Liberty or give me death.
-46%
7 reviews
Details and Sizing below:   PRODUCT FEATURES Unique Design Baseball Jersey Cut 100% polyester mesh high quality colors and graphics breathable mesh FABRIC & CARE Machine wash Polyester mesh
-46%
4 reviews
Details and Sizing below:   PRODUCT FEATURES Unique Design Baseball Jersey Cut 100% polyester mesh high quality colors and graphics breathable mesh FABRIC & CARE Machine wash Polyester mesh
-46%
14 reviews
Details and Sizing below:   PRODUCT FEATURES Unique Design Baseball Jersey Cut 100% polyester mesh high quality colors and graphics breathable mesh FABRIC & CARE Machine wash Polyester mesh
A subtle yet effective message
There is just something special about dropping trou with all of nature (and your Squad) watching...
There is just something special about dropping trou with all of nature (and your Squad) watching...
I'm in the Major Leagues. Are you?
1 review
Join the Major Leagues.
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile. Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls. All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.  
2 reviews
100% Polyester, With Quick Snap Buckle Fits All Standard Size Beer And Soda Cans, Including Bottles Adjustable Belt For Up To 40" Waist
Hello Police? I'd like to report a robbery. It was pump #2...
Hello Police? I'd like to report a robbery. It was pump #2...
5 reviews
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again! Wrap yourself in this warm blanket as it shields you from all the social justice BS. SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket LARGE 80” x 60” Fleece Blanket  Ultra plush...
5 reviews
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again!
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again!
3 reviews
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again! One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile. Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.  
2 reviews
Let Chaos Actual stand watch while you wash your ass!70" x 70"100% Woven Polyester Oxford ClothPrinted Front & Buttonhole Openings
2 reviews
Mandatory fun you say? Let me go grab my shirt...
1 review
Mandatory fun you say? Let me go grab my shirt...
1 review
You see, the way my DD-214 is set up...
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again!
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again!
1 review
Just a fair warning. Actually the probability is closer to 98%...
Just a fair warning. Actually the probability is closer to 98%...
Perfect for smuggling contraband and your favorite barracks rat back into the bricks, our black multicam hoodie will keep you low vis and low profile so you can conduct hood rat ops at your leisure. #UCMJwasmadetobebroken Product FeaturesUnique design100% polyester fleeceHigh quality colors and graphics
G Dub the ultimate American OG doesn't play...
G Dub the ultimate American OG doesn't play...
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this oversized beach towel. Size: 30" x 62"Sublimated microfiber velour100% polyester
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War. Dress up your space with a high quality wall flag. This 36”x60” wall flag is made of 100% polyester knit; equipped with grommets for an authentic look and feel. The flag is a...
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this soft, plush fleece blanket. It will keep you warm as you sip whiskey and remember those brave souls lost in internet battles. SMALL  40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece...
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this mouse pad. Remember those lost while engaging in new meme wars on the internets. 9.25 "x 7.75"1/4" thicknessMade of durable neoprenePad consists of a soft rubber backing with a polyester top
1 review
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this top quality caffeine container
1 review
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this top quality caffeine container
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this top quality phone case. One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile. Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls. All products are printed to order and fulfilled within...
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this top quality phone case. One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile. Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls. All products are printed to order and fulfilled within...
April 13th, 2017 - The day the USA delivered 21,000lbs of FUCK YOU to IS**. The resulting video of the detonation resulted in millions of sturdy freedom boners nationwide. Celebrate the day with this commemorative mug.
1 review
April 13th, 2017 - The day the USA delivered 21,000lbs of FUCK YOU to IS**. The resulting video of the detonation resulted in millions of sturdy freedom boners nationwide. Celebrate the day with this commemorative phone case. One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile. Durable, impact resistance, and...
Technology changes, the right remains the same.
Technology changes, the right remains the same.
1 review
The perfect place to pitch a tent...
The perfect place to pitch a tent...
This neck gaiter is a versatile accessory that can be used as a face covering, headband, bandana, wristband, and neck warmer. Upgrade your accessory game and find a matching face shield for each of your outfits. • 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%) • Fabric weight:...
Bro I'm straight up not having a good time...
Bro I'm straight up not having a good time...
In this current day and age where everyone is overly sensitive and whining about their feelings, we feel everyone needs to be reminded that your feelings don't trump someone else's rights no matter the issue.
In this current day and age where everyone is overly sensitive and whining about their feelings, we feel everyone needs to be reminded that your feelings don't trump someone else's rights no matter the issue.
1 review
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
2 reviews
There are many like it, but this one is mine!
There are many like it, but this one is mine!
-30%
12 reviews
The NATO Field Plug will work on all NATO tactical ground vehicles. Per STANAG 4074 all ground vehicles have a standard auxiliary power unit connections for starting land vehicles.  The NATO slave connector maybe located inside or outside of the vehicle. This was standardized in 1996. 3.1 Amp capacity Shock...
This neck gaiter is a versatile accessory that can be used as a face covering, headband, bandana, wristband, and neck warmer. Upgrade your accessory game and find a matching face shield for each of your outfits. • 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%) • Fabric weight:...
I may not ever win, but hey, at least I tried...
I may not ever win, but hey, at least I tried...

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