Speak for those who can't speak for themselves -- the drunk. Just because they slur their words and lean a bit to the left doesn't mean they aren't equal. Drunk lives matter! Stand up for drunks on their national holiday, St. Patrick's Day!
It might be true, as some have said, that everyone is Irish on March 17. What's definitely true is that everyone is drunk on March 17. So pucker up already, I need a kiss!!