Saint Patrick's Day - Ladies
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Speak for those who can't speak for themselves -- the drunk. Just because they slur their words and lean a bit to the left doesn't mean they aren't equal. Drunk lives matter! Stand up for drunks on their national holiday, St. Patrick's Day!
Whether it's a party or a pub crawl make sure you're dressed to impress. Dilly dilly!
It's always good to be prepared. The General has a strategic plan for your St. Patrick's Day: A plan to drink every beer you see. It's foolproof.
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It might be true, as some have said, that everyone is Irish on March 17. What's definitely true is that everyone is drunk on March 17. So pucker up already, I need a kiss!!
Short beers, tall beers, wide beers, skinny beers. I love em all! How bout you?
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On Saint Patrick's Day the booze filled shenanigans are the best of the year!
Instead of the Downward Facing Dog, try the Left Laying Lush position at the end of your Saint Patrick's Day festivities!
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My Saint Patrick's Day superpower is being able to make all these green beers disappear. Whats your's?
Pre game the Saint Patrick's Day Party too hard? LET'S GET READY TO STUMBLLLLLLLLLLE!
Can you peg the meter this Saint Patrick's Day? Only one way to find out...
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