Saint Patrick's Day
Whether it's a party or a pub crawl make sure you're dressed to impress. Dilly dilly!
It might be true, as some have said, that everyone is Irish on March 17. What's definitely true is that everyone is drunk on March 17. So pucker up already, I need a kiss!!
The liver is evil and must be punished! This Saint Patrick's Day link up with fellow Warfighters and hit the pub wearing your team shirt and show the civilian world how the Veteran Drinking Team gets down.
Speak for those who can't speak for themselves -- the drunk. Just because they slur their words and lean a bit to the left doesn't mean they aren't equal. Drunk lives matter! Stand up for drunks on their national holiday, St. Patrick's Day!
It's always good to be prepared. The General has a strategic plan for your St. Patrick's Day: A plan to drink every beer you see. It's foolproof.
On Saint Patrick's Day the copious amounts of Paddy's and Jameson can throw a wrench in your plans of taking home a fine young lass...
Instead of the Downward Facing Dog, try the Left Laying Lush position at the end of your Saint Patrick's Day festivities!
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