Saint Patrick's Day
Whether it's a party or a pub crawl make sure you're dressed to impress. Dilly dilly!
It might be true, as some have said, that everyone is Irish on March 17. What's definitely true is that everyone is drunk on March 17. So pucker up already, I need a kiss!!
The liver is evil and must be punished! This Saint Patrick's Day link up with fellow Warfighters and hit the pub wearing your team shirt and show the civilian world how the Veteran Drinking Team gets down.
Speak for those who can't speak for themselves -- the drunk. Just because they slur their words and lean a bit to the left doesn't mean they aren't equal. Drunk lives matter! Stand up for drunks on their national holiday, St. Patrick's Day!
It's always good to be prepared. The General has a strategic plan for your St. Patrick's Day: A plan to drink every beer you see. It's foolproof.
Instead of the Downward Facing Dog, try the Left Laying Lush position at the end of your Saint Patrick's Day festivities!
My Saint Patrick's Day superpower is being able to make all these green beers disappear. Whats your's?
Pre game the Saint Patrick's Day Party too hard? LET'S GET READY TO STUMBLLLLLLLLLLE!
May your Saint Patrick's Day be filled with Shenanigans of the highest order!
I'm gonna need another one love, in fact just hand me two right now!
You don't want to be the reason for a safety brief this Saint Patrick's Day, better be safe and just blow here to be sure...
Can you peg the meter this Saint Patrick's Day? Only one way to find out...
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