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April 13th, 2017 - The day the USA delivered 21,000lbs of FUCK YOU to IS**. The resulting video of the detonation resulted in millions of sturdy freedom boners nationwide. Celebrate the day with this commemorative phone case. One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile. Durable, impact resistance, and...
April 13th, 2017 - The day the USA delivered 21,000lbs of FUCK YOU to IS**. The resulting video of the detonation resulted in millions of sturdy freedom boners nationwide. Celebrate the day with this commemorative mug.
April 13th, 2017 - The day the USA delivered 21,000lbs of FUCK YOU to IS**. The resulting video of the detonation resulted in millions of sturdy freedom boners nationwide. Celebrate the day with this commemorative mug.
Sprinkling Syria with Tomahawks of Freedom.
Simple way to let everyone know who is in charge. Perfect for every workplace. One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile. Durable, impact resistance, and easy access to all ports/controls.  
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After many glasses of whiskey, we at ASMDSS have come up with a surefire plan of how to defeat ISIS rapidly without deploying a large amount of troops. We put the instructional diagram on a mug for distribution and display in the hands of personnel in every platoon room, unit...
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Simple way to let everyone know who is in charge. Perfect for every workplace.
When Berkeley, CA protesters cross the line...The Alt-Knight Rises.  Portion of the proceeds will be donated to Based Stick Man's legal defense fund. Made of ceramic and gold trim at the top and bottomDishwasher SafeDo NOT place this product in the microwave (gold trim=fire)
Decal material is BS5609 certified. BS5609 compliance means the label has met the most stringent tests for durability in the industry. Can withstand 3 month submersion in salt water.
Perfect caffeine container for every Cav Scout
Perfect caffeine container for every Cav Scout
Swill beer in style with this 22oz beer stein adorned with the cav logo 22oz 8.5" circumference 3.75" diameter Made of ceramic and gold trim at the top and bottomDishwasher SafeDo NOT place this product in the microwave (gold trim=fire)
Every Scout needs a custom phone case! One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile. Durable, impact resistance, and easy access to all ports/controls.
Every Cav Scout can now wrap themselves in the warmth and protection of a Cav Guidon. SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket LARGE 80” x 60” Fleece Blanket  Ultra plush soft fleece materialFinished edges to prevent frayingPrinted in the USA  
Every Armor crew needs their own blanket! SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket LARGE 80” x 60” Fleece Blanket  Ultra plush soft fleece materialFinished edges to prevent frayingPrinted in the USA
Let Chaos Actual stand watch while you wash your ass!70" x 70"100% Woven Polyester Oxford ClothPrinted Front & Buttonhole Openings
Decal material is BS5609 certified. BS5609 compliance means the label has met the most stringent tests for durability in the industry. Can withstand 3 month submersion in salt water.
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The best thing to come from this meme is this design on a caffeine container.
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The best thing to come from this meme is this design on a caffeine container.
Armor Crewman everywhere can now skin that phone up like a battle flag and represent!One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Front edges beveled to prevent screen touching hard surfaces when placed or dropped.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.
The perfect way for every member of the Armor Branch to swill beer after a long day of smelling wolf pussy.Made of ceramic and gold trim at the top and bottomDishwasher SafeDo NOT place this product in the microwave (gold trim=fire) 
The perfect mug for every member of the Armor Branch
Embrace diversity for Saint Paddy's day and swill your green beers out of this custom stein. You will be the envy of all those boots drinking out of red solo cups because you came prepared. Double sided print 22oz 8.5" circumference 3.75" diameter Made of ceramic and gold trim at...
The Gadsden Flag has long been a symbol of freedom from oppression. Now that we have Mattis as Secretary of Defense a revamp was necessary. Wrap yourself in this message to our enemies and stay warm while sippin whiskey. SMALL  40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket LARGE 80”...
The Gadsden Flag has long been a symbol of freedom from oppression. Now that we have Mattis as Secretary of Defense a revamp was necessary. Made of ceramic and gold trim at the top and bottom Dishwasher Safe Do NOT place this product in the microwave (gold trim=fire) 
The Gadsden Flag has long been a symbol of freedom from oppression. Now that we have Mattis as Secretary of Defense a revamp was necessary.
The Gadsden Flag has long been a symbol of freedom from oppression. Now that we have Mattis as Secretary of Defense a revamp was necessary.
The Gadsden Flag has long been a symbol of freedom from oppression. Now that we have Mattis as Secretary of Defense a revamp was necessary. One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile. Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.
The Gadsden Flag has long been a symbol of freedom from oppression. Now that we have Mattis as Secretary of Defense a revamp was necessary.
Every Artilleryman needs this mug for morning coffee!
Every Artilleryman needs this for the morning coffee
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All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again! Wrap yourself in this warm blanket as it shields you from all the social justice BS. SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket LARGE 80” x 60” Fleece Blanket  Ultra plush...
The perfect container for your favorite brew! 22oz 8.5" circumference 3.75" diameter  Made of ceramic and gold trim at the top and bottom Dishwasher Safe Do NOT place this product in the microwave (gold trim=fire)
Wrap yourself in the warmth of this blanket and make fun of POGs as you sip whiskey by a fire. SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket LARGE 80” x 60” Fleece Blanket  Ultra plush soft fleece materialFinished edges to prevent frayingPrinted in the USA
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS!If you are an Engineer this is the case you need to be sporting.One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to...
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS!If you are an Engineer this is the case you need to be sporting.One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to...
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS! Demolish those beers while surfing the web on an Engineer mouse pad.9.25 "x 7.75"1/4" thicknessMade of durable neoprenePad consists of a soft rubber backing with a polyester...
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS!Get your BBQ prep work done in engineer style with this custom cutting board.Super durable tempered glass11 1/4 in x 8 in
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS! Wrap yourself in a soft, warm comfortable blanket as you sip whiskey and dream about P equals Plenty! SMALL  40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece...
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS! We're not called "Drunkards with Dynamite" for nothin!
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS! We can also demolish strong coffee, so this is the perfect cup for your morning brew.
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS! We can also demolish strong coffee, so this is the perfect cup for your morning brew.
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS! What better way to do it than in a beer stein made just for us drunkards with dynamite. 22oz 8.5" circumference 3.75" diameter  Made of ceramic and...
In this day and age of everything needing trigger warnings, perpetually offended people and the emergence of Veganism we thought an uplifting and inspiring message on a beer stein was a good idea. Slam beers while shielding yourself from weak people. 22oz 8.5" circumference 3.75" diameter  Made of ceramic and...
In this day and age of everything needing trigger warnings, perpetually offended people and the emergence of Veganism we thought an uplifting and inspiring message on a warm soft blanket was a good idea. Wrap yourself up and be shielded from weak people. SMALL  40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x...
These words on Inauguration Day caused many a freedom boner across the land. We must unite as Americans.
These words on Inauguration Day caused many a freedom boner across the land. We must unite as Americans. 22oz 8.5" circumference 3.75" diameter  Made of ceramic and gold trim at the top and bottom Dishwasher Safe Do NOT place this product in the microwave (gold trim=fire)
These words on Inauguration Day caused many a freedom boner across the land. We must unite as Americans.
These words on Inauguration Day caused many a freedom boner across the land. We must unite as Americans.
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again!
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again!
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again!
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again! Drink the tears of our enemies from this quality stein. 22oz 8.5" circumference 3.75" diameter  Made of ceramic and gold trim at the top and bottom Dishwasher Safe Do NOT place this product in the...
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again! One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile. Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.  
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again!
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again!
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
Don't trigger me bro.One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
God Emperor Trump engaging the media with a Ma Deuce loaded with savage tweets. "FAKE NEWS! 11 O'CLOCK! 200 METERS!"
God Emperor Trump engaging the media with a Ma Deuce loaded with savage tweets. "FAKE NEWS! 11 O'CLOCK! 200 METERS!"
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this mouse pad. Remember those lost while engaging in new meme wars on the internets. 9.25 "x 7.75"1/4" thicknessMade of durable neoprenePad consists of a soft rubber backing with a polyester top...
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this soft, plush fleece blanket. It will keep you warm as you sip whiskey and remember those brave souls lost in internet battles. SMALL  40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece...
WIT AND WISDOM FROM AMERICA'S FINEST The official tie-in book to the wildly popular Facebook page, featuring brand-new crazy, off-the-wall, outrageously funny, and downright "awesome" pearls of wisdom from real-life drill sergeants and instructors from all branches of the military. SWEAT DRIES. BLOOD CLOTS. BONES HEAL. SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP....

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