EVERY E-MAIL KILLS A TERRORIST.

913 reviews
WIT AND WISDOM FROM AMERICA'S FINEST The official tie-in book to the wildly popular Facebook page, featuring brand-new crazy, off-the-wall, outrageously funny, and downright "awesome" pearls of wisdom from real-life drill sergeants and instructors from all branches of the military. SWEAT DRIES. BLOOD CLOTS. BONES HEAL. SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP....
3 reviews
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again! One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile. Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.  
1 review
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
5 reviews
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again!
1 review
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this top quality caffeine container
3 reviews
If you object to me drinking it at work, you're a bigot!
2 reviews
The tears...they're delicious.   22oz 8.5" circumference 3.75" diameter  Made of ceramic and gold trim at the top and bottom Dishwasher Safe Do NOT place this product in the microwave (gold trim=fire)  
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again! Drink the tears of our enemies from this quality stein. 22oz 8.5" circumference 3.75" diameter  Made of ceramic and gold trim at the top and bottom Dishwasher Safe Do NOT place this product in the...
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this top quality 22oz beer stein 22oz 8.5" circumference 3.75" diameter  Made of ceramic and gold trim at the top and bottom Dishwasher Safe Do NOT place this product in the microwave...
1 review
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS! What better way to do it than in a beer stein made just for us drunkards with dynamite. 22oz 8.5" circumference 3.75" diameter  Made of ceramic and...
5 reviews
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again! Brighten up your platoon room, home, garage or shop with this stunning flag. 3' x 5' durable Polyester flag with double stitching and re-enforced grommets!
3 reviews
Every grunt needs their own battle flag. Fly or hang it proud! 3' x 5' durable Polyester flag with double stitching and re-enforced grommets!
3 reviews
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS!  If you are an Engineer you need this battle flag! 3' x 5' durable Polyester flag with double stitching and re-enforced grommets!
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this 3' x 5' durable Polyester flag with double stitching and re-enforced grommets! All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order  
They said it couldn't be done, but he did it. Tom Brady is the REAL Lord of the Rings. This high quality vidid poster is a must for every true Patriots fan! Use the dropdown menu to select 11x17, 18x24, or 24x36 inch print Printed with Dye/Pigment Reactive Ink on...
5 reviews
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again! Wrap yourself in this warm blanket as it shields you from all the social justice BS. SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket LARGE 80” x 60” Fleece Blanket  Ultra plush...
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS! Wrap yourself in a soft, warm comfortable blanket as you sip whiskey and dream about P equals Plenty! SMALL  40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece...
1 review
Wrap yourself in the warmth of this blanket and make fun of POGs as you sip whiskey by a fire. SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket LARGE 80” x 60” Fleece Blanket  Ultra plush soft fleece materialFinished edges to prevent frayingPrinted in the USA
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this soft, plush fleece blanket. It will keep you warm as you sip whiskey and remember those brave souls lost in internet battles. SMALL  40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece...
1 review
Don't trigger me bro.One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.

Search

Just added to your cart:
Qty:
Total:
Subtotal:
Excl. postage 
My Cart
Just added to your wishlist:
Excl. postage 
My Wishlist