EVERY E-MAIL KILLS A TERRORIST.

WIT AND WISDOM FROM AMERICA'S FINEST The official tie-in book to the wildly popular Facebook page, featuring brand-new crazy, off-the-wall, outrageously funny, and downright "awesome" pearls of wisdom from real-life drill sergeants and instructors from all branches of the military. SWEAT DRIES. BLOOD CLOTS. BONES HEAL. SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP....
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again! One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile. Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.  
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again!
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this top quality caffeine container
If you object to me drinking it at work, you're a bigot!
The tears...they're delicious.   22oz 8.5" circumference 3.75" diameter  Made of ceramic and gold trim at the top and bottom Dishwasher Safe Do NOT place this product in the microwave (gold trim=fire)  
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again! Drink the tears of our enemies from this quality stein. 22oz 8.5" circumference 3.75" diameter  Made of ceramic and gold trim at the top and bottom Dishwasher Safe Do NOT place this product in the...
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this top quality 22oz beer stein 22oz 8.5" circumference 3.75" diameter  Made of ceramic and gold trim at the top and bottom Dishwasher Safe Do NOT place this product in the microwave...
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS! What better way to do it than in a beer stein made just for us drunkards with dynamite. 22oz 8.5" circumference 3.75" diameter  Made of ceramic and...
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again!
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS! We're not called "Drunkards with Dynamite" for nothin!
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again! Wrap yourself in this warm blanket as it shields you from all the social justice BS. SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket LARGE 80” x 60” Fleece Blanket  Ultra plush...
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS! Wrap yourself in a soft, warm comfortable blanket as you sip whiskey and dream about P equals Plenty! SMALL  40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece...
Wrap yourself in the warmth of this blanket and make fun of POGs as you sip whiskey by a fire. SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket LARGE 80” x 60” Fleece Blanket  Ultra plush soft fleece materialFinished edges to prevent frayingPrinted in the USA
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this soft, plush fleece blanket. It will keep you warm as you sip whiskey and remember those brave souls lost in internet battles. SMALL  40" x 30" Fleece Blanket MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece...
Don't trigger me bro.One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.

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