You read that title right, this shirt is magical. Not only was it right that "It" could not lick itself, every time I wear this shirt I get a willing, female volunteer that takes care of licking it. This is the greatest article of clothing I have ever purchased - even better than my Gortex jacket and, believe it or not, my woobie. I know right, impossible, but nope, this shirt is that great. The results of wearing this shirt are that great. Buy one for yourself and each of your friends.