***The Author will be unavailable to sign for an extended period due to Military duties. All books will be shipped unsigned***

WIT AND WISDOM FROM AMERICA'S FINEST

The official tie-in book to the wildly popular Facebook page, featuring brand-new crazy, off-the-wall, outrageously funny, and downright "awesome" pearls of wisdom from real-life drill sergeants and instructors from all branches of the military.

SWEAT DRIES. BLOOD CLOTS. BONES HEAL. SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP.

Welcome to basic training, soldier. Now meet your worst nightmare . . . your drill sergeant.

Even if you've never served in the military, you know the drill sergeant. The mere sight of his fatigues and the iconic "Round Brown" campaign hat strikes fear into the bravest of hearts. Drill sergeants inflict pain, demand discipline, and aren't afraid of power, aggression, and using fear as a motivational tool. But unless you've witnessed one firsthand with your face in the mud doing pushups, you might not know one other fact . . . drill sergeants are some of the FUNNIEST people on the planet!

After his deployment in Afghanistan, Dan Caddy began swapping great drill sergeant stories by e-mail with other combat veterans - an exchange with friends that would grow into the dedicated Facebook page, "Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said." But what began as a comedic outlet has evolved into a robust online community and support network that conducts fundraisers for and donates to military charities, has helped veterans struggling with PTSD and other issues, and on numerous occasions, literally saved lives.

Now, Caddy shares more great DS stories - most never before seen - in this humorous collection. Often profane, sometimes profound, yet always entertaining, these rants from real life soldiers are interspersed with lively sidebars, Top 10 lists, stories from fans, one-liners, and more.

For anyone who has suffered a hard-ass manager (in uniform or not), Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said will add a much needed dose of humor to the day.

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***The Author will be unavailable to sign for an extended period due to Military duties. All books will be shipped unsigned***

WIT AND WISDOM FROM AMERICA'S FINEST

The official tie-in book to the wildly popular Facebook page, featuring brand-new crazy, off-the-wall, outrageously funny, and downright "awesome" pearls of wisdom from real-life drill sergeants and instructors from all branches of the military.

SWEAT DRIES. BLOOD CLOTS. BONES HEAL. SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP.

Welcome to basic training, soldier. Now meet your worst nightmare . . . your drill sergeant.

Even if you've never served in the military, you know the drill sergeant. The mere sight of his fatigues and the iconic "Round Brown" campaign hat strikes fear into the bravest of hearts. Drill sergeants inflict pain, demand discipline, and aren't afraid of power, aggression, and using fear as a motivational tool. But unless you've witnessed one firsthand with your face in the mud doing pushups, you might not know one other fact . . . drill sergeants are some of the FUNNIEST people on the planet!

After his deployment in Afghanistan, Dan Caddy began swapping great drill sergeant stories by e-mail with other combat veterans - an exchange with friends that would grow into the dedicated Facebook page, "Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said." But what began as a comedic outlet has evolved into a robust online community and support network that conducts fundraisers for and donates to military charities, has helped veterans struggling with PTSD and other issues, and on numerous occasions, literally saved lives.

Now, Caddy shares more great DS stories - most never before seen - in this humorous collection. Often profane, sometimes profound, yet always entertaining, these rants from real life soldiers are interspersed with lively sidebars, Top 10 lists, stories from fans, one-liners, and more.

For anyone who has suffered a hard-ass manager (in uniform or not), Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said will add a much needed dose of humor to the day.

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06/28/2022
Frederick H.
United States United States

My wife doesn't understand why I'm laughing

I bought this to give to my Brother In Law who enlisted, went to OCS, and is now a Brigadier General, but I had to read it first. I keep telling my wife about stuff in the book, thinking it's funny, and she just gives me weird looks. I guess you've had to have been there to understand.

06/29/2022

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06/26/2022
Bruce N.
United States United States

I Laughed and I Cried...

Other than the return of nightmares involving unbuttoned shirt pockets with a voice in my head screaming "TRAINEE, GET ON YOUR BACK AND WAVE THOSE LEGS AND ARMS IN THE AIR AND SCREAM "I'M A DYING COCKROACH DRILL SERGEANT!", I did laugh like a ***** hyena reading this book. Thanks, Dan. It brought back some good memories, too.

06/27/2022

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06/26/2022
Dan R.
United States United States

Great memories

Bought this for my son who was Army but it still hit home for me as a sailor. Took me right back to boot camp. Still wonder how they think up some of the **** say.

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06/27/2022

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06/26/2022
Carl W.
United States United States

Outstanding

Being a former Drill Sargent back in 1975-1978 at Ft. Lenardwood. This created a lot of great memories. This was also a lot tamer in the language department from my time as a Drill Sargent! But I will still give it 5 Stars. Outstanding.

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06/27/2022

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06/26/2022
Teresa C.
United States United States

Perfect gift!

Book arrived in mint condition signed by the author! ASMDSS is a down to earth , funny and honest book. It will quickly put a smile on your face.

06/27/2022

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