Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too.  What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone are the safe colors like "goldenrod" or "violet." Now we have "Suspicious Cold Sore Red" and "Privilege" (exclusively for our Caucasian buyers, of course). Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades.

  • 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
  • Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them "organic"
  • Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China
  • OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they're actually crayons - no promises for anything else)
  • Safe for ages 17+ (or whatever, we don't care)
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Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too.  What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone are the safe colors like "goldenrod" or "violet." Now we have "Suspicious Cold Sore Red" and "Privilege" (exclusively for our Caucasian buyers, of course). Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades.

  • 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
  • Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them "organic"
  • Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China
  • OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they're actually crayons - no promises for anything else)
  • Safe for ages 17+ (or whatever, we don't care)
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JW
03/16/2020
Joseph W.
Best **** ever

Best **** ever

TH
02/26/2020
Theresa h.
Good

Good

LW
02/11/2020
Loretta W.
Best Buy Ever

These are hysterically funny.

JK
02/07/2020
Jennifer K.
Creative crayons

Awesome will have my family laughing for years to come

JZ
01/24/2020
Jennifer Z.
They made the best gift

They made the best gift ever. Hysterical

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