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Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too. What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone are the safe colors like "goldenrod" or "violet." Now we have "Suspicious Cold Sore Red" and "Privilege" (exclusively for our Caucasian buyers, of course). Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades.
- 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
- Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them "organic"
- Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China
- OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they're actually crayons - no promises for anything else)
- Safe for ages 17+ (or whatever, we don't care)
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Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too. What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone are the safe colors like "goldenrod" or "violet." Now we have "Suspicious Cold Sore Red" and "Privilege" (exclusively for our Caucasian buyers, of course). Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades.
- 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
- Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them "organic"
- Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China
- OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they're actually crayons - no promises for anything else)
- Safe for ages 17+ (or whatever, we don't care)
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07/17/2022
Jack
United StatesDelicious
5/5
07/18/2022
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Thank you for the 5-Star review. This is what keeps us going . We are very glad that you love our product. Please extend your satisfaction by spreading the word.
JB
08/02/2020
John B.
United States
DP
07/08/2020
Daryp P.
United StatesHilarious
In a time where everything offends people, these crayons were perfect! Definitely saving these, not using them.
TM
07/08/2020
Trudi M.
United StatesAbsolutely Hysterical
I got these for my desk at work. We opened them right away and read them all. We had a very good laugh! Thank you!
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07/08/2020
April D.
United States
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