Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too.  What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone are the safe colors like "goldenrod" or "violet." Now we have "Suspicious Cold Sore Red" and "Privilege" (exclusively for our Caucasian buyers, of course). Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades.

  • 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
  • Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them "organic"
  • Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China
  • OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they're actually crayons - no promises for anything else)
  • Safe for ages 17+ (or whatever, we don't care)
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Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too.  What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone are the safe colors like "goldenrod" or "violet." Now we have "Suspicious Cold Sore Red" and "Privilege" (exclusively for our Caucasian buyers, of course). Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades.

  • 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
  • Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them "organic"
  • Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China
  • OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they're actually crayons - no promises for anything else)
  • Safe for ages 17+ (or whatever, we don't care)
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JB
08/02/2020
John B.
United States United States
Awesome

I got a box for a coworker and for myself. Very funny stuff

DP
07/08/2020
Daryp P.
United States United States
Hilarious

In a time where everything offends people, these crayons were perfect! Definitely saving these, not using them.

TM
07/08/2020
Trudi M.
United States United States
Absolutely Hysterical

I got these for my desk at work. We opened them right away and read them all. We had a very good laugh! Thank you!

AD
07/08/2020
April D.
United States United States
Color me thrilled

These are so awesome. I bought them for my US Marine!

CP
07/08/2020
Cody P.
United States United States
Solid investment

They are almost too good to use, definitely keeping the sleeves.

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