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After many glasses of whiskey, we at ASMDSS have come up with a surefire plan of how to defeat ISIS rapidly without deploying a large amount of troops. We put the instructional diagram on a poster for distribution and display on the wall of every platoon room, unit HQ, Home, Shop and garage.
Help us spread the word and ensure victory!
WIT AND WISDOM FROM AMERICA'S FINEST The official tie-in book to the wildly popular Facebook page, featuring brand-new crazy, off-the-wall, outrageously funny, and downright "awesome" pearls of wisdom from real-life drill sergeants and instructors from all branches of the military. SWEAT DRIES. BLOOD CLOTS. BONES HEAL. SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP....
ASMDSS Skull Logo Patch in ACU Light color scheme. Hook and loop backing.
ASMDSS Skull Logo Patch in OCP/Multicam color scheme. Hook and loop backing.
WRAP YOURSELF IN FREEDOM!
Feel safe and warm in the official DD 214® blanket!
100% Polyester Fleece dd214 blanket
SMALL 40" x 30" Fleece Blanket
MEDIUM 60” x 50” Fleece Blanket
LARGE 80” x 60” Fleece Blanket
ASMDSS OCP/Multicam Tab with Velcro backing. Matches the ASMDSS Logo OCP Patch.
2.25" Wide
Produced for ASMDSS by Milspec Monkey
ASMDSS Skull Logo Patch.. Iron On backing. Can be ironed or sewed. Matches the Sew On ASMDSS Tab. Silver/Black color scheme
ASMDSS ACU Tab with Velcro backing. Matches the ASMDSS Logo ACU Patch.
2.25" Wide
Produced for ASMDSS by Milspec Monkey
ASMDSS Tab with sew on Velcro backing. Matches the Sew On ASMDSS Logo Patch.
Silver/Black color scheme
Perfect for MC cuts, flight suits, etc.
3″ Wide x 1" Tall
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this mouse pad. Remember those lost while engaging in new meme wars on the internets. 9.25 "x 7.75"1/4" thicknessMade of durable neoprenePad consists of a soft rubber backing with a polyester top...
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS!Get your BBQ prep work done in engineer style with this custom cutting board.Super durable tempered glass11 1/4 in x 8 in
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS! Demolish those beers while surfing the web on an Engineer mouse pad.9.25 "x 7.75"1/4" thicknessMade of durable neoprenePad consists of a soft rubber backing with a polyester...
The Gadsden Flag has long been a symbol of freedom from oppression. Now that we have Mattis as Secretary of Defense a revamp was necessary.
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS! We're not called "Drunkards with Dynamite" for nothin!
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again!
These words on Inauguration Day caused many a freedom boner across the land. We must unite as Americans.
Decal material is BS5609 certified. BS5609 compliance means the label has met the most stringent tests for durability in the industry. Can withstand 3 month submersion in salt water.
Decal material is BS5609 certified. BS5609 compliance means the label has met the most stringent tests for durability in the industry. Can withstand 3 month submersion in salt water.
Armor Crewman everywhere can now skin that phone up like a battle flag and represent!One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Front edges beveled to prevent screen touching hard surfaces when placed or dropped.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.
The Gadsden Flag has long been a symbol of freedom from oppression. Now that we have Mattis as Secretary of Defense a revamp was necessary.
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.
Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS!If you are an Engineer this is the case you need to be sporting.One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to...
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS!If you are an Engineer this is the case you need to be sporting.One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to...
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this top quality phone case. One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile. Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls. All products are printed to order and fulfilled within...
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with this top quality phone case. One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile. Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls. All products are printed to order and fulfilled within...
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again!
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.
Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.
Every Scout needs a custom phone case!
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.
Durable, impact resistance, and easy access to all ports/controls.
Simple way to let everyone know who is in charge. Perfect for every workplace.
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.
Durable, impact resistance, and easy access to all ports/controls.
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.
Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.
All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.
Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.
All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
April 13th, 2017 - The day the USA delivered 21,000lbs of FUCK YOU to IS**. The resulting video of the detonation resulted in millions of sturdy freedom boners nationwide. Celebrate the day with this commemorative phone case. One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile. Durable, impact resistance, and...
One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
Don't trigger me bro.One-piece hard glossy plastic case with super slim profile.Durable, impact resistant, and easy access to all ports/controls.All products are printed to order and fulfilled within 2-7 days of order.
Every Armor crewman needs a branch poster hanging in their house!
The Gadsden Flag has long been a symbol of freedom from oppression. Now that we have Mattis as Secretary of Defense a revamp was necessary. Let Chaos Actual and his glorious knife hands brighten up your man cave, platoon room, shop or garage with this vivid poster.
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the ENGINEERS! We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 BEERS!
This high quality poster print is a must for every engineer platoon room and household.
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme War with a high quality poster.
In this day and age of everything needing trigger warnings, perpetually offended people and the emergence of Veganism we thought an uplifting and inspiring message on a beautiful poster would help get the point across. High quality poster professionally framed with mounting bracket on back, comes ready to hang on...
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