Don't tread on meme
A workplace friendly way to tell people to stop being suck cock suckers all the damn time...
Help spread the gospel of Freedom by planting freedom seeds far and wide...
When self doubt starts creeping in, you start feeling sorry for yourself or you think you cannot push forward just remember this: Sweat Dries. Blood Clots. Bones Heal. Suck it up...Buttercup!
Perfect shirt or tank top for the gym, and the hoodie to keep you warm to and from.
Hey Beavis, uh huh huh huh, lets like, operate or something...
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When America’s Enemies see these colors they know we came to play...and win.
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A profound command from one of the greatest tacticians in the history of the world...
Since changing how you self identify seems to be all the rage, my ARs wanted to get in on the action.
A workplace friendly way to tell people to shut their damn cock holster...
It's not waterboarding...it's tactical baptism. The Jesus Juice just ties it all together...
Kids love him, ISIS fears him, all respect him. He is...Winnie the Pew
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A lot of you have done multiple tours...if you are paying Child Support this is the shirt for you!
If you don't wear this shirt every time you fly how can you call yourself a true American?
We all know those people who can never pick up what you are putting down, let them know ain't nobody got time for that. Handy shirt for wear when you are hanging out with Marines
Engaging targets is what Triggers do best! These quality shirts are a throwback to the childhood days with a tactical twist!
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Beavis left the TV life to enlist, and spent the last decade droppin Tangos in GWOT as a SAW gunner! If you are a Beavis & Butthead fan you don't want this shirt, you NEED this shirt!
The perfect shirt for a Friday night when you and the boys have six 30 racks of cheap beer and two handles of Military Special whiskey to get into and be the cause of yet another safety brief.
As your Drill Sergeant has told you since day one, failure to hydrate is the root of all problems.
The VA has their idea of what constitutes effective therapy...and I have mine. Are you a fan of Group Therapy?
Chaos Actual has one message when it comes to what America's Armed Forces should be focused on.
Admit Nothing. Deny Everything. Make Counter Accusations. This creed and has been the foundation and guiding principle of the E-4 Mafia for decades
Some Soldiers are destined for greatness from day one. Others are destined to be complete lazy bums their entire careers.
Then there is you...not at the top, not at the bottom...you are the world's okayest soldier. Display that title proudly with this quality shirt.
Some Soldiers are destined for greatness from day one. Others are destined to be complete lazy bums their entire careers. Then there is you...not at the top, not at the bottom...you are the world's okayest Specialist. Proud member of the E-4 Mafia. Display that title proudly with this quality shirt....
Sick and tired of everyone being offended over every little damn thing. What about you?
Time for a throwback. Knowing is half the battle. The other half...well, the other half is violence.
Seems like every time we turn on the news there is yet another talking head spewing absolutely incorrect nonsense when it comes to the AR. We found the guide the media is using as a reference and decided to put it on a shirt.
Whether you were on the side of the assaulters or the defenders, the Battle for Area 51 will forever live in infamy. Make sure you have the Area 51 Veteran shirt beforehand...
Kids love him, ISIS fears him, all respect him. He is...Winnie the Pew
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Maybe you're getting some salt and pepper in the hair and beard, or full blown gray. Don't try to hide it, embrace the distinguished look.
We need to stop with this recent phenomenon of people telling others they are offended and expecting them to give a damn. Just because you are offended doesn't mean you're right.
Some like beaches, and some prefer bolt actions. When you find someone who likes long romantic walks like these, they are definitely a keeper.
Engaging targets is what Triggers do best! These quality shirts are a throwback to the childhood days with a tactical twist!
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Civilians go to fancy pants galleries to sip wine and look at paint splotches, warfighters know that true fine art is to be appreciated while sweating like crazy in a porta john trying to pinch one off.
In 2018 we thought we would have evolved to the point where we had flying cars. Instead we have to tell people not to eat laundry detergent. Darwin's theory in full effect.
With all the turmoil surrounding politics right now, this is one ticket I think we can all support...
So, North Korea wants to threaten the USA with nukes? They seem to be forgetting our track record...
I find myself screaming this in my head weekly, especially when dealing with officers...
Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may!
I'm just here for the violence...and the Ripits. If you wear one of these on your duty uniform, get the companion for off duty
If the Second Amendment only applies to muskets, then doesn't the First Amendment only apply to hemp paper and ink quills?
Long day? Nothing but mandatory training and fuck fuck games? No need to wait to relax, remember its 1700 somewhere...
Halloween is coming! Be sure you have the appropriate shirt to sport when yelling "FRAG OUT!" and lobbing mini pumpkins after drinking too much at a civilian's party.
Out of all the things you can qualify as Expert at in the Army, the Expert Shammer Badge is the most coveted among the lower enlisted. Make sure the biggest shammer you know sees this.
When it comes to firing up the grill, slammin beers and slingin burgers, there can be only one Grill Sergeant...make sure you let everyone know you got that handled with this shirt.
Sums up Lower Enlisted Army life perfectly. No No...No promotions. Here Article 15
Every damn time! I swear this is what it's whispering to me. What does it whisper to you?
It really is the only Communist idea the left doesn't like...
When it comes to the enemies of the United States, Pewkachu's motto is "Gotta frag them all"...
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My whiskey self identifies as coffee. If you object to me drinking it at work you are a bigot.
Your NCOs always warned you it would happen, and you just didn't listen...
Asked by reporters his biggest concern as SECDEF for 2018 Mattis answered "I don't have concerns. I create them". Freedom boners immediately popped nationwide.
These days a lot of people seem to push the idea that being masculine is a bad thing. F THAT! I'm toxically masculine and proud of it, what about you?
When America’s Enemies see these colors they know we came to play...and win.
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The only true choice for 2020. Mad Dog Mattis, he keeps other people awake at night...
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
Don't know what is so hard to understand about the last part...
What would you whisper in his ear right before he goes "Nite Nite" from a properly applied rear naked choke?
He's locked and loaded, he chews, he smells worse than a grunt, he's Pepe le Pew!
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Officers. Making simple sh*t hard since 1775. I swear they could fuck up a wet dream.
Time to let your hair down and party like its 1776 this 4th of July as we celebrate our independence from those damn redcoats!
So, North Korea wants to threaten the USA with nukes? They seem to be forgetting our track record...
Some people find inner peace through yoga and meditation. Others find it through controlled pairs and the smell of gunpowder.
Hurricane Harvey continues to affect thousands of Texans. But the Lone Star State is not alone in dealing with this tragedy. Please help show your support to those impacted by Hurricane Harvey by donating to the J.J. Watt Harvey Fund through the purchase of ASMDSS fundraising shirts. Together we are all Texans.• 100% of...
A workplace friendly way to tell people what they need to do...
If you are easily offended, you probably don't want to stand within earshot of me...
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again!
A boss creates fear, a leader confidence.
A boss fixes blame, a leader corrects mistakes.
A boss knows all, a leader asks questions.
As your Drill Sergeant told you from day one, don't be looking sloppy as a soup sandwich!
Feelings? Who issued those? This one goes out to everyone constantly crying about their precious feelings being hurt!
Since participation trophies are all the rage these days...
Please, think of the innocent plants harmed by vegetarians. Help end the violence, eat bacon!
Who knew the Dalai Lama was a cold blooded gunslinger. He's dropping knowledge on shot placement.
Its Saturday and you've been cracking cold ones with the boys all day. If your liver starts to protest just tell it "Shut Up Liver, You're Fine".
Kids love him, ISIS fears him, all respect him. He is...Winnie the Pew
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Why you always hating on me? Its because i'm black isn't it? #BlackRiflesMatter
Engaging targets is what Triggers do best! These quality shirts are a throwback to the childhood days with a tactical twist!
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The older I get and the more crazy this world gets...the more I understand this guy.
"The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of Patriots and Tyrants..."
~ Thomas Jefferson
I'm just here for the violence...and the Ripits. If you wear one of these on your duty uniform, get the companion for off duty
LGBT means different things to different people. Now thats what I call diversity!
This one goes out to all the Grill Sergeants out there putting in work this summer slamming back cold ones turning out meat masterpieces. If you are a griller this is the shirt for you!
Love him or hate him, if you are an American citizen it doesn't change this one simple fact...
"And you can count...on me waiting for you in the parking lot!"
If you are a Happy Gilmore fan this is the shirt you NEED!
Kids love him, ISIS fears him, all respect him. He is...Winnie the Pew
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When it comes to the enemies of the United States, Pewkachu's motto is "Gotta frag them all"...
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At least once in every service-member's career they find themselves faced with this challenge, only the brave and truly committed accept...
Now you can arm yourself against anti-gun congressmen trying to nuke you for your guns!
Regardless of whether or how they served, Dads will always be a True American Hero in the eyes of their kids. Make sure you live up to it.
Its summer, the sun is out, meat on the grill, you know what time it is. Time to get star spangled hammered!
Th best way we can honor the great Al Bundy, who threw 4 touchdowns in a single game at Polk High, is to keep the organization he founded alive!
Whenever the enemies of America threaten the USA, this is what I imagine SECDEF Mattis saying to his staff.
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme Wars with this dope AF shirt
I don't. I really don't. Especially at 1600 on a Friday. If you give zero F's this is the shirt you NEED!
Since changing how you self identify seems to be all the rage, my AKs wanted to get in on the action.
You don't win wars by dying for your country or your beliefs. You win wars by making the other dumb bastard die for his.
If you don't know who is the bad influence in your group of friends...it's most likely you. I wear it as a badge of honor.
Yes, I know its 0800 and I just ordered a beer tower on a tuesday. I'm an American damnit. Don't tell me how to freedom!
Despite the SJW mentality having firmly gripped the majority of higher education institutions across the Country, there are some that have the mental fortitude to make it through unscathed. If you survived college without becoming a Social Justice Warrior this is the shirt for you!
Engaging targets is what Triggers do best! These quality shirts are a throwback to the childhood days with a tactical twist!
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With all this talk of arming teachers, you gotta stop and think about matching the right tool to the job...
Whether you were on the side of the assaulters or the defenders, the Battle for Area 51 will forever live in infamy. Make sure you have the Area 51 Veteran shirt beforehand...
In a world full of good doggos. we bring you the story of the goodest doggo ever.
This...is Zero Bark Thirty
Like most of our fans, we at ASMDSS enjoy some good old fashioned trolling. Now with this shirt, you can conduct top tier trolling in the real world...
Hurricane Harvey continues to affect thousands of Texans. But the Lone Star State is not alone in dealing with this tragedy. Please help show your support to those impacted by Hurricane Harvey by donating to the J.J. Watt Harvey Fund through the purchase of ASMDSS fundraising shirts. Together we are all...
Lets face it, when compared to Chaos Actual, everyone is a POG...even grunts.
He's locked and loaded, he chews, he smells worse than a grunt, he's Pepe le Pew!
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Socialists hate him. Find out how to get free college with this one simple trick at the link below...
The first thing out of a true Sledhead's mouth after a wreck. Still gonna send it! Full sends only...
Should definitely be a drive through convenience store and not a government agency...
The quickest way to ensure peace is to stop the threat before it starts.
Sweeping, mopping and buffing floors to painting rocks, every Soldier knows this is true!
In February 2018 General Mattis unveiled a new policy aimed at shammers who are continually medically non-deployable telling them they have 12 months to become deployable or they are out.We summed up is message into 3 words
The struggle is real! Every day millions of us meme masters roll the dice and play the ultimate game of cat and mouse.
"What day is today?" asked Pooh"Today is the day when we burn ISIS to the mother f'ing ground!" squeaked Piglet"My favorite day" said Pooh
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A public service every community needs. Be the local hero in your town!
Porky was happy living the Looney Tunes life, chilling back on the block with his buddies Daffy, Bugs, and Yosemite Sam. Then his Country was threatened, and Porky decided to kit up and make the grass grow! Also check out > Porky the Pig "Eat Me ..." (Air Force)Also check out > Porky...
When it comes to the enemies of the United States, Pewkachu's motto is "Gotta frag them all"...
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If you are a meme master who was spent many a day in FB jail, this is the shirt for you!
Got sick of seeing everyone posting pics of their stickers about voting, so decided to make a shirt that shows my pride at what I accomplished today.
Truer words have never been spoken. When given the choice, always SEND IT!