EVERY E-MAIL KILLS A TERRORIST.

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A workplace friendly way to tell people to stop being suck cock suckers all the damn time...
When self doubt starts creeping in, you start feeling sorry for yourself or you think you cannot push forward just remember this: Sweat Dries. Blood Clots. Bones Heal. Suck it up...Buttercup! Perfect shirt or tank top for the gym, and the hoodie to keep you warm to and from.
Why, Johnny Ringo. You look like somebody just...walked over your grave.
Help spread the gospel of Freedom by planting freedom seeds far and wide...
A big ole satchel of Richards...
Hey Beavis, uh huh huh huh, lets like, operate or something... Also check out > Operator Beavis and Butthead Canvas Also check out > Operator Beavis and Butthead Poster
The second Amendment is not about hunting.
When you gotta get medieval on them...
Making sure you master the proper technique
 When America’s Enemies see these colors they know we came to play...and win. Also check out > America's Away Colors - MARPAT
A profound command from one of the greatest tacticians in the history of the world...
America's Offended Flakes. They're OB-NOX-IOUS!!
G Dub the ultimate American OG doesn't play...
Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things...
Since changing how you self identify seems to be all the rage, my ARs wanted to get in on the action.
It's not waterboarding if you use diesel...
Gotta let em know you can multitask...
If this applies to you you don't just want this shirt, you NEED this shirt!
A workplace friendly way to tell people to shut their damn cock holster...
Why? Because AMERICA that's why!
It's not waterboarding...it's tactical baptism. The Jesus Juice just ties it all together...
Kids love him, ISIS fears him, all respect him. He is...Winnie the Pew Also check out > Winnie the Pew (Air Force)Also check out > Winnie the Pew (Marine)Also check out > Winnie the Pew (Navy)
I ask myself this constantly...
A throwback to the days of the original NES
A lot of you have done multiple tours...if you are paying Child Support this is the shirt for you!
We all know those people who can never pick up what you are putting down, let them know ain't nobody got time for that. Handy shirt for wear when you are hanging out with Marines
If you don't wear this shirt every time you fly how can you call yourself a true American?
I love my Country. Do you...?
Engaging targets is what Triggers do best! These quality shirts are a throwback to the childhood days with a tactical twist! Also check out > Tigger / Trigger (Air Force)Also check out > Tigger / Trigger (Marine)Also check out > Tigger / Trigger (Navy)
Totally not a Cop. Trust me...
The missing element from the periodic table, the origins of the AK
Beavis left the TV life to enlist, and spent the last decade droppin Tangos in GWOT as a SAW gunner! If you are a Beavis & Butthead fan you don't want this shirt, you NEED this shirt!
OG Ben Franklin had some thoughts about taxation without representation
The perfect shirt for a Friday night when you and the boys have six 30 racks of cheap beer and two handles of Military Special whiskey to get into and be the cause of yet another safety brief.
They have their Safe Spaces, and we have ours...
I didn't do it. I wasn't there that day. You can't prove anything...
As your Drill Sergeant has told you since day one, failure to hydrate is the root of all problems.
The National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support...
 The VA has their idea of what constitutes effective therapy...and I have mine. Are you a fan of Group Therapy?
Chaos Actual has one message when it comes to what America's Armed Forces should be focused on.
Admit Nothing. Deny Everything. Make Counter Accusations. This creed and has been the foundation and guiding principle of the E-4 Mafia for decades
Some Soldiers are destined for greatness from day one. Others are destined to be complete lazy bums their entire careers. Then there is you...not at the top, not at the bottom...you are the world's okayest soldier. Display that title proudly with this quality shirt.
Some Soldiers are destined for greatness from day one. Others are destined to be complete lazy bums their entire careers. Then there is you...not at the top, not at the bottom...you are the world's okayest Specialist. Proud member of the E-4 Mafia. Display that title proudly with this quality shirt....
Sick and tired of everyone being offended over every little damn thing. What about you?
And The Lord said, "Let there be head shots!"  Jack replied, "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers."
 Time for a throwback. Knowing is half the battle. The other half...well, the other half is violence.
Whether you were on the side of the assaulters or the defenders, the Battle for Area 51 will forever live in infamy. Make sure you have the Area 51 Veteran shirt beforehand...
Seems like every time we turn on the news there is yet another talking head spewing absolutely incorrect nonsense when it comes to the AR. We found the guide the media is using as a reference and decided to put it on a shirt.
Kids love him, ISIS fears him, all respect him. He is...Winnie the Pew Also check out > Winnie the Pew (Air Force)Also check out > Winnie the Pew (Army)Also check out > Winnie the Pew (Navy)
Maybe you're getting some salt and pepper in the hair and beard, or full blown gray. Don't try to hide it, embrace the distinguished look.
I have no idea what they are talking about
If you are a DILF you don't just want this shirt...you NEED this shirt!
 We need to stop with this recent phenomenon of people telling others they are offended and expecting them to give a damn. Just because you are offended doesn't mean you're right.
Carl doesn't discriminate...all lives splatter equally.
There is only one true choice in 2020...
For when the Gadsden alone doesn't get the point across...
Engaging targets is what Triggers do best! These quality shirts are a throwback to the childhood days with a tactical twist! Also check out > Tigger / Trigger (Air Force)Also check out > Tigger / Trigger (Army)Also check out > Tigger / Trigger (Navy)
Civilians go to fancy pants galleries to sip wine and look at paint splotches, warfighters know that true fine art is to be appreciated while sweating like crazy in a porta john trying to pinch one off.
Some like beaches, and some prefer bolt actions. When you find someone who likes long romantic walks like these, they are definitely a keeper.
And when I get there, I will arrive VIOLENTLY!
In 2018 we thought we would have evolved to the point where we had flying cars. Instead we have to tell people not to eat laundry detergent. Darwin's theory in full effect.
 Join the Kilgore Surf Club and sport the unofficial shirt!
With all the turmoil surrounding politics right now, this is one ticket I think we can all support...
I find myself screaming this in my head weekly, especially when dealing with officers...
So, North Korea wants to threaten the USA with nukes? They seem to be forgetting our track record...
This is a defense that should be admissible in court...
Bike? What bike? That's my bike, punk!
Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may!
If the Second Amendment only applies to muskets, then doesn't the First Amendment only apply to hemp paper and ink quills?
I'm just here for the violence...and the Ripits. If you wear one of these on your duty uniform, get the companion for off duty
Long day? Nothing but mandatory training and fuck fuck games? No need to wait to relax, remember its 1700 somewhere...
Halloween is coming! Be sure you have the appropriate shirt to sport when yelling "FRAG OUT!" and lobbing mini pumpkins after drinking too much at a civilian's party.
It really is the only Communist idea the left doesn't like...
When it comes to firing up the grill, slammin beers and slingin burgers, there can be only one Grill Sergeant...make sure you let everyone know you got that handled with this shirt.
Every damn time! I swear this is what it's whispering to me. What does it whisper to you?
Out of all the things you can qualify as Expert at in the Army, the Expert Shammer Badge is the most coveted among the lower enlisted. Make sure the biggest shammer you know sees this.
When the Boogalo finally happens you're gonna need the right apparel, we've got you covered.
This is totally me. What about you?
Sums up Lower Enlisted Army life perfectly. No No...No promotions. Here Article 15
An eye for an eye, hit us and we will hit you right back
When it comes to the enemies of the United States, Pewkachu's motto is "Gotta frag them all"... Also check out > Pewkachu (Air Force)Also check out > Pewkachu (Marine)Also check out > Pewkachu (Navy)
Also check out > What's Up Doc? (Marine)
My whiskey self identifies as coffee. If you object to me drinking it at work you are a bigot.
Harambe has been avenged. #DicksOut
Also check out > Saint Reeves - Poster
Americans: Too cool for British rule since 1776!
They make take our lives, but they will never take...OUR STRAWS!
These days a lot of people seem to push the idea that being masculine is a bad thing. F THAT! I'm toxically masculine and proud of it, what about you?
Also check out > Thumper (Marine)
This describes most of my interactions with people
Checked my privilege. Yep, its awesome!
I've seen some things man, Deja Vu was no joke...
Stuff is about to get real up in Appalachistan...
60% of the time, this shirt works every time...
Guns don't kill people. People Kill people. Unless you drop your P320...
Your NCOs always warned you it would happen, and you just didn't listen...
Asked by reporters his biggest concern as SECDEF for 2018 Mattis answered "I don't have concerns. I create them". Freedom boners immediately popped nationwide.
I'm going to have so much fun wearing this one. What about you?
The picture says it all...
For some its a hobby, for others its an obsession...
I survived, and gained some discipline...
The only true choice for 2020. Mad Dog Mattis, he keeps other people awake at night...
When America’s Enemies see these colors they know we came to play...and win. Also check out > America's Away Colors - Army
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I suck at Poems...PEW PEW PEW!
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. Don't know what is so hard to understand about the last part...
It sure as hell can...
Never go full retard...
Officers. Making simple sh*t hard since 1775. I swear they could fuck up a wet dream.
He's locked and loaded, he chews, he smells worse than a grunt, he's Pepe le Pew! Also check out > Pepe Le Pew (Air Force)Also check out > Pepe Le Pew (Marine)Also check out > Pepe Le Pew (Navy)
What would you whisper in his ear right before he goes "Nite Nite" from a properly applied rear naked choke?
The older I get and the more crazy this world gets...the more I understand this guy.
A workplace friendly way to tell people what they need to do...
Time to let your hair down and party like its 1776 this 4th of July as we celebrate our independence from those damn redcoats!
If you are easily offended, you probably don't want to stand within earshot of me...
So, North Korea wants to threaten the USA with nukes? They seem to be forgetting our track record...
Some people find inner peace through yoga and meditation. Others find it through controlled pairs and the smell of gunpowder.
Hurricane Harvey continues to affect thousands of Texans. But the Lone Star State is not alone in dealing with this tragedy. Please help show your support to those impacted by Hurricane Harvey by donating to the J.J. Watt Harvey Fund through the purchase of ASMDSS fundraising shirts. Together we are all Texans.• 100% of...
LGBT means different things to different people. Now thats what I call diversity!
Sorry Hi-Point, there already is a Yeet Cannon
All hail SECWAR Mad Dog Mattis aka Chaos Actual. May the military be lethal again!
As your Drill Sergeant told you from day one, don't be looking sloppy as a soup sandwich!
Just letting you know up front...
A boss creates fear, a leader confidence. A boss fixes blame, a leader corrects mistakes. A boss knows all, a leader asks questions.
Please, think of the innocent plants harmed by vegetarians. Help end the violence, eat bacon!
If you don't know who is the bad influence in your group of friends...it's most likely you. I wear it as a badge of honor.
Seriously, stop it...
Since participation trophies are all the rage these days...
Feelings? Who issued those? This one goes out to everyone constantly crying about their precious feelings being hurt!
Nowadays people say "I'm offended" and think people actually care
Nope. Not Me. Never. I swear...
Who knew the Dalai Lama was a cold blooded gunslinger. He's dropping knowledge on shot placement.
I know its glorious to behold, but stop it...
Its Saturday and you've been cracking cold ones with the boys all day. If your liver starts to protest just tell it "Shut Up Liver, You're Fine".
Kids love him, ISIS fears him, all respect him. He is...Winnie the Pew Also check out > Winnie the Pew (Army)Also check out > Winnie the Pew (Marine)Also check out > Winnie the Pew (Navy)
Why you always hating on me? Its because i'm black isn't it? #BlackRiflesMatter
If you hate stupid people, this is the shirt for you!
Ronald McDonald knows whats up
Engaging targets is what Triggers do best! These quality shirts are a throwback to the childhood days with a tactical twist! Also check out > Tigger / Trigger (Army)Also check out > Tigger / Trigger (Marine)Also check out > Tigger / Trigger (Navy)
"The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of Patriots and Tyrants..." ~ Thomas Jefferson
Love him or hate him, if you are an American citizen it doesn't change this one simple fact...
This one goes out to all the Grill Sergeants out there putting in work this summer slamming back cold ones turning out meat masterpieces. If you are a griller this is the shirt for you!
Perfect shirt for every Monday....
I'm just here for the violence...and the Ripits. If you wear one of these on your duty uniform, get the companion for off duty
LGBT means different things to different people. Now thats what I call diversity!
A shirt that combines my love of throat punches and free stuff...
Cuz that's the only way you are gonna get him...
Kids love him, ISIS fears him, all respect him. He is...Winnie the Pew Also check out > Winnie the Pew (Air Force)Also check out > Winnie the Pew (Army)Also check out > Winnie the Pew (Marine)
In a world full of good doggos. we bring you the story of the goodest doggo ever. This...is Zero Bark Thirty
"And you can count...on me waiting for you in the parking lot!" If you are a Happy Gilmore fan this is the shirt you NEED!
I'll grab it when i'm there on Friday night.
When it comes to the enemies of the United States, Pewkachu's motto is "Gotta frag them all"... Also check out > Pewkachu (Air Force)Also check out > Pewkachu (Army)Also check out > Pewkachu (Navy)
If Dr. Seuss had been a veteran...
Also check out > What's Up Doc? (Army)
Th best way we can honor the great Al Bundy, who threw 4 touchdowns in a single game at Polk High, is to keep the organization he founded alive!
To those that like smashing stars, try and smash this one...
The instructions that truly should have been printed on the LAW
Regardless of whether or how they served, Dads will always be a True American Hero in the eyes of their kids. Make sure you live up to it.
Its summer, the sun is out, meat on the grill, you know what time it is. Time to get star spangled hammered!
At least once in every service-member's career they find themselves faced with this challenge, only the brave and truly committed accept...
Now you can arm yourself against anti-gun congressmen trying to nuke you for your guns!
Heed the warning and keep your pickle kisser shut!
The missing element from the periodic table, the origins of the AR
Whenever the enemies of America threaten the USA, this is what I imagine SECDEF Mattis saying to his staff.
If you believe he did, i've got a bridge i'd like to sell you...
Like most of our fans, we at ASMDSS enjoy some good old fashioned trolling. Now with this shirt, you can conduct top tier trolling in the real world...
Hopefully my cover doesn't get blown...
Both sides suffered heavy losses, and fought with valor. Commemorate your service in the Great Meme Wars with this dope AF shirt
I don't. I really don't. Especially at 1600 on a Friday. If you give zero F's this is the shirt you NEED!
You say alcoholism, I say Liver Crossfit...
Since changing how you self identify seems to be all the rage, my AKs wanted to get in on the action.
I plead the Fifth (of whiskey)...
You don't win wars by dying for your country or your beliefs. You win wars by making the other dumb bastard die for his.
Yes, I know its 0800 and I just ordered a beer tower on a tuesday. I'm an American damnit. Don't tell me how to freedom!
Also check out > Thumper (Army)
If there ever were a shirt that perfectly captured the essence of ASMDSS fans...this is it! Go forth and spread it far!
This shirt may just save you from a trip to the drunk tank...
Ever looked down at your rifle and thought to yourself, "Yeah, i'd tap that"?
Some people can't handle this much freedom!
When you outlaw guns, only outlaws have guns.
A throwback to the old days of learning how to destroy feelings!
Despite the SJW mentality having firmly gripped the majority of higher education institutions across the Country, there are some that have the mental fortitude to make it through unscathed. If you survived college without becoming a Social Justice Warrior this is the shirt for you!
Engaging targets is what Triggers do best! These quality shirts are a throwback to the childhood days with a tactical twist! Also check out > Tigger / Trigger (Air Force)Also check out > Tigger / Trigger (Army)Also check out > Tigger / Trigger (Marine)
This here is my credo nomsayin?
Whether you were on the side of the assaulters or the defenders, the Battle for Area 51 will forever live in infamy. Make sure you have the Area 51 Veteran shirt beforehand...
If you are a parent, you know the struggle...
A beer will never let you down, people will.
With all this talk of arming teachers, you gotta stop and think about matching the right tool to the job...
Well i'll be damned. There IS an I in Team...
Finally, a Team right up my alley. How about you?
How I feel every Monday when encountering overly cheerful people at work...
Hurricane Harvey continues to affect thousands of Texans. But the Lone Star State is not alone in dealing with this tragedy. Please help show your support to those impacted by Hurricane Harvey by donating to the J.J. Watt Harvey Fund through the purchase of ASMDSS fundraising shirts. Together we are all...
He's locked and loaded, he chews, he smells worse than a grunt, he's Pepe le Pew! Also check out > Pepe Le Pew (Air Force)Also check out > Pepe Le Pew (Army)Also check out > Pepe Le Pew (Navy)
Lets face it, when compared to Chaos Actual, everyone is a POG...even grunts.
The first thing out of a true Sledhead's mouth after a wreck. Still gonna send it! Full sends only...
And we will continue to go zero days without it!
This is me every Monday...
Socialists hate him. Find out how to get free college with this one simple trick at the link below...
A perfect subtle way to show stupid people what you think of them...
Should definitely be a drive through convenience store and not a government agency...
Always. Unless you are Ugly.
Thou shall stay focused on thine paper...
Sweeping, mopping and buffing floors to painting rocks, every Soldier knows this is true!
The quickest way to ensure peace is to stop the threat before it starts.
There's only one way to earn it, you gotta storm those gates in September at Area 51...
Less than 10 weeks till we'll be clappin alien cheeks!
In February 2018 General Mattis unveiled a new policy aimed at shammers who are continually medically non-deployable telling them they have 12 months to become deployable or they are out.We summed up is message into 3 words
Clickity clack get the F back! Or find out the hard way...
We are weighing in on the debate with this one. Sorry, not sorry.
OG Mr. Rogers knew how to deal with em...