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Quality shirts from the meme kingdom
925 reviews
A workplace friendly way to tell people to stop being suck cock suckers all the damn time...
488 reviews
A big ole satchel of Richards...
492 reviews
When self doubt starts creeping in, you start feeling sorry for yourself or you think you cannot push forward just remember this: Sweat Dries. Blood Clots. Bones Heal. Suck it up...Buttercup! Perfect shirt or tank top for the gym, and the hoodie to keep you warm to and from.
345 reviews
Why, Johnny Ringo. You look like somebody just...walked over your grave.
1 review
2020 in a nutshell right?
A retro animated take on the legend himself, the Tiger King
Its not all or nothing when it comes to this issue...
If you are non-essential and quarantined, its not like you have anything better to do. Give it a shot...
If you are non-essential and quarantined, its not like you have anything better to do. Give it a shot...
Once you break the seal, game on...
If you are non-essential and quarantined, its not like you have anything better to do. Give it a shot...
A message everyone needs to see right now out in public.
2 reviews
The shirt we all deserve right now...
Wash. Your. F'ing. Hands. Seriously a message everyone needs to see right now out in public.
We will forever remember the toilet paper apocalypse of 2020 and how we survived, commemorate the experience with this shirt!
9 reviews
The perfect shirt for the situation we find ourselves in right now has arrived!
A candidate that can truly unite America in these troubling times!
A candidate that can truly unite America in these troubling times!
The greatest shirt of 2020 has arrived!
Vote for America's true hero of 2020...Joe Exotic!
What we truly deserve in 2020. MAEA!
Seriously, don't do it. It's not a good idea...
Seeing as how I hate people under normal circumstances, I fully support this...
With the state of TP stocks currently, if you don't know you better ask somebody...
23 reviews
The perfect social distancing shirt has arrived!
6 reviews
The perfect shirt has arrived!
You should have bought more toilet paper...
If it works against guns it should work against COVID-19 right? Right...?
Listen here Jack, you need 100 rounds? I'm not working for you, give me a break man...
Proudly rocking the dad bod, what about you?
Coffee first, all your other BS second.
It's going to take a long while, just warning you up front...
Now, everybody listen up 'cause I'm only gonna say this once, we never talk about it again. You understand? We all lay off the Ginger and Boots now.
8 reviews
Don't want none of that Kung Flu!
27 reviews
Finally the correct terminology for the anatomy of a pew!
9 reviews
Just need to let you know this up front...
8 reviews
How does it feel to be so weak that mere words hurt you? Suck it up buttercup...
2 reviews
Senior Leaders be like...
You call, bombs fall. Warheads on foreheads that day!
For all of you out there hustling and grinding to make stuff happen, remember these words.
2 reviews
Tact is for people who are too stupid to understand sarcasm...
And The Lord said, "Let there be head shots!"  Jack replied, "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers."
Perfect shirt for Monday's at the office!
If you are at a place in your life where you need a designated hangover shirt or hoodie...we have you covered. Stay thirsty!
1 review
Let me know which one you'd like to meet...
4 letters and one word sum it up perfectly...
Your attempt to not offend anyone offends me...
The perfect shirt for when a boomer approaches you ranting about the 1911 "TWO WURLD WURZ!"
We stand with those who stand against the damn commies!
1 review
Cuz that's the only way you are gonna get him...
Dedicated to the long dong Archers of Hong Kong sending arrows into commies
2 reviews
Just hangin around...
1 review
If you believe he did, i've got a bridge i'd like to sell you...
With the current situation going on in California we felt an update to the CA State Flag was hella necessary...
9 reviews
60% of the time, this shirt works every time...
In a world full of good doggos. we bring you the story of the goodest doggo ever. This...is Zero Bark Thirty
9 reviews
Sun Tzu knew what was up!
4 reviews
If there ever were a shirt that perfectly captured the essence of ASMDSS fans...this is it! Go forth and spread it far!
25 reviews
Totally not a Cop. Trust me...
2 reviews
Ben Franklin knew what's up. Liberty > Safety.
Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things...
6 reviews
If you don't know who is the bad influence in your group of friends...it's most likely you. I wear it as a badge of honor.
4 reviews
Always. Unless you are Ugly.
2 reviews
Just in case you were wondering. You will now be thinking about this all day...
3 reviews
Like most of our fans, we at ASMDSS enjoy some good old fashioned trolling. Now with this shirt, you can conduct top tier trolling in the real world...
4 reviews
The older I get and the more crazy this world gets...the more I understand this guy.
1 review
It's even better when you get to look one in the eye while doing it. If you are a Meatatarian this is the shirt you NEED! Tag a Vegan for extra fun...
They can take our lives, but they'll never take...our VAPES!
G Dub was the original American OG and knew how to handle business.
2 reviews
This is me every friday night...you?
Clickity clack get the F back! Or find out the hard way...
Right after I taught her that thing you love...
1 review
Show your solidarity with the brave people of Hong Kong as they stand up to Commie aggression while waving American flags!
115 reviews
A profound command from one of the greatest tacticians in the history of the world...
When you overdo it on a Saturday night slammin back cold ones and shots with the boys...you run the risk of hitting Game Over. Especially in the barracks...
10 reviews
It really is the only Communist idea the left doesn't like...
2 reviews
There's only one way to earn it, you gotta storm those gates in September at Area 51...
Serious. Not even joking. I'll take 4 larges right to the face. What about you?
3 reviews
The best insult of all time according to Kip!
You gotta let 'em know up front!
16 reviews
Also check out > Saint Reeves - Poster
9 reviews
A workplace friendly way to tell people what they need to do...
141 reviews
If this applies to you you don't just want this shirt, you NEED this shirt!
5 reviews
Thou shall stay focused on thine paper...
1 review
"And you can count...on me waiting for you in the parking lot!" If you are a Happy Gilmore fan this is the shirt you NEED!
2 reviews
This shirt may just save you from a trip to the drunk tank...
28 reviews
Whether you were on the side of the assaulters or the defenders, the Battle for Area 51 will forever live in infamy. Make sure you have the Area 51 Veteran shirt beforehand...
3 reviews
Less than 10 weeks till we'll be clappin alien cheeks!
2 reviews
Whether you were on the side of the assaulters or the defenders, the Battle for Area 51 will forever live in infamy. Make sure you have the Area 51 Veteran shirt beforehand...
1 review
A shirt for all y'all planning to head out and try and clap dem alien cheeks in September...
I ask myself this constantly...
9 reviews
This one goes out to all the Grill Sergeants out there putting in work this summer slamming back cold ones turning out meat masterpieces. If you are a griller this is the shirt for you!
5 reviews
With all the turmoil surrounding politics right now, this is one ticket I think we can all support...
2 reviews
Oh hell yes they do!
"Great grillers are not born great, they grow great." The perfect shirt for all you Grillfathers out there this summer!
2 reviews
Sorry Hi-Point, there already is a Yeet Cannon
14 reviews
This is totally me. What about you?
2 reviews
Bernie is a super nice guy, he'll give you the shirt right off someone else's back...
26 reviews
OG Ben Franklin had some thoughts about taxation without representation
2 reviews
We are weighing in on the debate with this one. Sorry, not sorry.
4 reviews
Wendy Peffercorn can train me any day...
4 reviews
Just letting you know up front...
1 review
So creepy Uncle Joe just announced he is running for President. We have the perfect campaign shirt for him.
2 reviews
We must ensure future generations remember
424 reviews
When you gotta get medieval on them...
20 reviews
Bike? What bike? That's my bike, punk!
2 reviews
I'm just sayin...
A perfect way to blow your bro's cover publicly!
3 reviews
I'll grab it when i'm there on Friday night.
12 reviews
I'm going to have so much fun wearing this one. What about you?
27 reviews
Maybe you're getting some salt and pepper in the hair and beard, or full blown gray. Don't try to hide it, embrace the distinguished look.
13 reviews
These days a lot of people seem to push the idea that being masculine is a bad thing. F THAT! I'm toxically masculine and proud of it, what about you?
3 reviews
If you are a parent, you know the struggle...
175 reviews
G Dub the ultimate American OG doesn't play...
9 reviews
Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may!
This is the proper course of action in any challenging situation...
6 reviews
If you are easily offended, you probably don't want to stand within earshot of me...
11 reviews
Harambe has been avenged. #DicksOut
2 reviews
I gotta be honest, I'd rather be waterboarding...
2 reviews
Come at me Bro, I'll make the grass grow!
8 reviews
I know its glorious to behold, but stop it...
4 reviews
I don't. I really don't. Especially at 1600 on a Friday. If you give zero F's this is the shirt you NEED!
2 reviews
The first thing out of a true Sledhead's mouth after a wreck. Still gonna send it! Full sends only...
2 reviews
Anything worth doing, is worth doing right. That includes slammin back the cold ones with the boys on Saturday
40 reviews
Sick and tired of everyone being offended over every little damn thing. What about you?
6 reviews
Hopefully my cover doesn't get blown...
297 reviews
Making sure you master the proper technique
15 reviews
This is a defense that should be admissible in court...
9 reviews
I survived, and gained some discipline...
17 reviews
Gotta let em know!
10 reviews
Nowadays people say "I'm offended" and think people actually care
This here is my credo nomsayin?
79 reviews
It's not waterboarding...it's tactical baptism. The Jesus Juice just ties it all together...
8 reviews
We all know that one person...
5 reviews
Now you can arm yourself against anti-gun congressmen trying to nuke you for your guns!
6 reviews
I've seen some things man, Deja Vu was no joke...
You don't always need a plan, sometimes you just need a beer. Or two. Or 6...
3 reviews
Finally, a shirt that may actually shut vegetarians and vegans up momentarily...
2 reviews
Got sick of seeing everyone posting pics of their stickers about voting, so decided to make a shirt that shows my pride at what I accomplished today.
I didn't do it. I wasn't there that day. You can't prove anything...
2 reviews
A perfect subtle way to show stupid people what you think of them...
3 reviews
And I'm damn proud of it too!
1 review
And we will continue to go zero days without it!
You gotta take the important things one day at a time...
Truer words have never been spoken. When given the choice, always SEND IT!
I have no idea what they are talking about
17 reviews
I find myself screaming this in my head weekly, especially when dealing with officers...
8 reviews
Please, think of the innocent plants harmed by vegetarians. Help end the violence, eat bacon!
6 reviews
Heed the warning and keep your pickle kisser shut!
6 reviews
Nope. Not Me. Never. I swear...
3 reviews
Well i'll be damned. There IS an I in Team...
8 reviews
It sure as hell can...
1 review
The Gadsden Flag has long been a symbol of freedom from oppression. Now that we have Mattis as Secretary of Defense a revamp was necessary.
2 reviews
I plead the Fifth (of whiskey)...
2 reviews
Seriously, stop it...
4 reviews
Love him or hate him, if you are an American citizen it doesn't change this one simple fact...
16 reviews
If you are a DILF you don't just want this shirt...you NEED this shirt!
1 review
Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything...
2 reviews
One of my favorite games to play every monday when i'm hung over...
102 reviews
A lot of you have done multiple tours...if you are paying Child Support this is the shirt for you!
5 reviews
If you hate stupid people, this is the shirt for you!
2 reviews
To those that like smashing stars, try and smash this one...
5 reviews
I wouldn't listen either...
6 reviews
The instructions that truly should have been printed on the LAW
2 reviews
You say alcoholism, I say Liver Crossfit...
7 reviews
Th best way we can honor the great Al Bundy, who threw 4 touchdowns in a single game at Polk High, is to keep the organization he founded alive!
9 reviews
They make take our lives, but they will never take...OUR STRAWS!
82 reviews
Gotta let em know you can multitask...
This is me every Monday...
3 reviews
Should definitely be a drive through convenience store and not a government agency...
Why? Because AMERICA that's why!
124 reviews
A workplace friendly way to tell people to shut their damn cock holster...
8 reviews
If Dr. Seuss had been a veteran...
2 reviews
No Matter the problem, the PT Belt is always the answer for maximum safety.
3 reviews
The Space Force is happening! Be the first kid on your block to get a confirmed kill of a commie in space. Join the Space Marines today!
3 reviews
Finally, a Team right up my alley. How about you?
11 reviews
The only true choice for 2020. Mad Dog Mattis, he keeps other people awake at night...
1 review
I like to live dangerously. The Sham Shield protects me...
61 reviews
I love my Country. Do you...?
4 reviews
A shirt that combines my love of throat punches and free stuff...
23 reviews
For when the Gadsden alone doesn't get the point across...
7 reviews
Regardless of whether or how they served, Dads will always be a True American Hero in the eyes of their kids. Make sure you live up to it.
6 reviews
Never go full retard...
13 reviews
This describes most of my interactions with people
4 reviews
A throwback to the old days of learning how to destroy feelings!
2 reviews
If you are a meme master who was spent many a day in FB jail, this is the shirt for you!
3 reviews
That feeling when you post a great meme...and then you can't use FB for 7 days.
2 reviews
A public service every community needs. Be the local hero in your town!
4 reviews
A beer will never let you down, people will.
And when I get there, I will arrive VIOLENTLY!
5 reviews
Plato was way ahead of his time...
5 reviews
"The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of Patriots and Tyrants..." ~ Thomas Jefferson
7 reviews
When you outlaw guns, only outlaws have guns.
6 reviews
Since participation trophies are all the rage these days...
5 reviews
Ronald McDonald knows whats up
19 reviews
If the Second Amendment only applies to muskets, then doesn't the First Amendment only apply to hemp paper and ink quills?
12 reviews
Checked my privilege. Yep, its awesome!
1 review
Am I free tonight? That's a silly question. I'm always free. This is AMERICA!
333 reviews
The second Amendment is not about hunting.
2 reviews
Show your American Pride this 4th of July
4 reviews
Some people can't handle this much freedom!
This 4th of July make sure you install the two critical components, alcohol and patriotism.
1 review
With all this talk of arming teachers, you gotta stop and think about matching the right tool to the job...
18 reviews
There is only one true choice in 2020...
2 reviews
Its summer, the sun is out, meat on the grill, you know what time it is. Time to get star spangled hammered!
6 reviews
Americans: Too cool for British rule since 1776!
8 reviews
Time to let your hair down and party like its 1776 this 4th of July as we celebrate our independence from those damn redcoats!
3 reviews
How I feel every Monday when encountering overly cheerful people at work...
6 reviews
Perfect shirt for every Monday....
All are students, but only the best of the best are true college studs
1 review
I've got a fever, and the only cure is more knife hands.
52 reviews
If you don't wear this shirt every time you fly how can you call yourself a true American?
Its 1800 on a Friday, one hour after final formation, you know the drill...time to get wasted.
9 reviews
A boss creates fear, a leader confidence. A boss fixes blame, a leader corrects mistakes. A boss knows all, a leader asks questions.
2 reviews
They really did bring this on themselves...
Seems like every time we turn on the news there is yet another talking head spewing absolutely incorrect nonsense when it comes to the AR. We found the guide the media is using as a reference and decided to put it on a shirt.
6 reviews
Why you always hating on me? Its because i'm black isn't it? #BlackRiflesMatter
1 review
Socialists hate him. Find out how to get free college with this one simple trick at the link below...
3 reviews
Feelings? Who issued those? This one goes out to everyone constantly crying about their precious feelings being hurt!
1 review
Damn Jody is getting sneaky. When you are out of town and her tailpipe needs work she will always find her way to Joe D's Garage. Don't worry, he'll take care of her.