Quality shirts from the meme kingdom
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A workplace friendly way to tell people to stop being suck cock suckers all the damn time...
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When self doubt starts creeping in, you start feeling sorry for yourself or you think you cannot push forward just remember this: Sweat Dries. Blood Clots. Bones Heal. Suck it up...Buttercup!
Perfect shirt or tank top for the gym, and the hoodie to keep you warm to and from.
If you are non-essential and quarantined, its not like you have anything better to do. Give it a shot...
If you are non-essential and quarantined, its not like you have anything better to do. Give it a shot...
If you are non-essential and quarantined, its not like you have anything better to do. Give it a shot...
Wash. Your. F'ing. Hands. Seriously a message everyone needs to see right now out in public.
We will forever remember the toilet paper apocalypse of 2020 and how we survived, commemorate the experience with this shirt!
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The perfect shirt for the situation we find ourselves in right now has arrived!
Seeing as how I hate people under normal circumstances, I fully support this...
With the state of TP stocks currently, if you don't know you better ask somebody...
If it works against guns it should work against COVID-19 right? Right...?
Listen here Jack, you need 100 rounds? I'm not working for you, give me a break man...
Now, everybody listen up 'cause I'm only gonna say this once, we never talk about it again. You understand? We all lay off the Ginger and Boots now.
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How does it feel to be so weak that mere words hurt you? Suck it up buttercup...
For all of you out there hustling and grinding to make stuff happen, remember these words.
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Tact is for people who are too stupid to understand sarcasm...
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And The Lord said, "Let there be head shots!"
Jack replied, "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers."
If you are at a place in your life where you need a designated hangover shirt or hoodie...we have you covered. Stay thirsty!
The perfect shirt for when a boomer approaches you ranting about the 1911 "TWO WURLD WURZ!"
Dedicated to the long dong Archers of Hong Kong sending arrows into commies
With the current situation going on in California we felt an update to the CA State Flag was hella necessary...
In a world full of good doggos. we bring you the story of the goodest doggo ever.
This...is Zero Bark Thirty
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If there ever were a shirt that perfectly captured the essence of ASMDSS fans...this is it! Go forth and spread it far!
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If you don't know who is the bad influence in your group of friends...it's most likely you. I wear it as a badge of honor.
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Just in case you were wondering. You will now be thinking about this all day...
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Like most of our fans, we at ASMDSS enjoy some good old fashioned trolling. Now with this shirt, you can conduct top tier trolling in the real world...
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The older I get and the more crazy this world gets...the more I understand this guy.
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It's even better when you get to look one in the eye while doing it. If you are a Meatatarian this is the shirt you NEED! Tag a Vegan for extra fun...
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Show your solidarity with the brave people of Hong Kong as they stand up to Commie aggression while waving American flags!
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A profound command from one of the greatest tacticians in the history of the world...
When you overdo it on a Saturday night slammin back cold ones and shots with the boys...you run the risk of hitting Game Over. Especially in the barracks...
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It really is the only Communist idea the left doesn't like...
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There's only one way to earn it, you gotta storm those gates in September at Area 51...
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A workplace friendly way to tell people what they need to do...
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If this applies to you you don't just want this shirt, you NEED this shirt!
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"And you can count...on me waiting for you in the parking lot!"
If you are a Happy Gilmore fan this is the shirt you NEED!
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Whether you were on the side of the assaulters or the defenders, the Battle for Area 51 will forever live in infamy. Make sure you have the Area 51 Veteran shirt beforehand...
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Whether you were on the side of the assaulters or the defenders, the Battle for Area 51 will forever live in infamy. Make sure you have the Area 51 Veteran shirt beforehand...
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A shirt for all y'all planning to head out and try and clap dem alien cheeks in September...
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This one goes out to all the Grill Sergeants out there putting in work this summer slamming back cold ones turning out meat masterpieces. If you are a griller this is the shirt for you!
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With all the turmoil surrounding politics right now, this is one ticket I think we can all support...
"Great grillers are not born great, they grow great." The perfect shirt for all you Grillfathers out there this summer!
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Bernie is a super nice guy, he'll give you the shirt right off someone else's back...
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So creepy Uncle Joe just announced he is running for President. We have the perfect campaign shirt for him.
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Maybe you're getting some salt and pepper in the hair and beard, or full blown gray. Don't try to hide it, embrace the distinguished look.
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These days a lot of people seem to push the idea that being masculine is a bad thing. F THAT! I'm toxically masculine and proud of it, what about you?
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Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may!
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If you are easily offended, you probably don't want to stand within earshot of me...
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I don't. I really don't. Especially at 1600 on a Friday. If you give zero F's this is the shirt you NEED!
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The first thing out of a true Sledhead's mouth after a wreck. Still gonna send it! Full sends only...
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Anything worth doing, is worth doing right. That includes slammin back the cold ones with the boys on Saturday
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Sick and tired of everyone being offended over every little damn thing. What about you?
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It's not waterboarding...it's tactical baptism. The Jesus Juice just ties it all together...
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Now you can arm yourself against anti-gun congressmen trying to nuke you for your guns!
You don't always need a plan, sometimes you just need a beer. Or two. Or 6...
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Finally, a shirt that may actually shut vegetarians and vegans up momentarily...
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Got sick of seeing everyone posting pics of their stickers about voting, so decided to make a shirt that shows my pride at what I accomplished today.
Truer words have never been spoken. When given the choice, always SEND IT!
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I find myself screaming this in my head weekly, especially when dealing with officers...
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Please, think of the innocent plants harmed by vegetarians. Help end the violence, eat bacon!
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The Gadsden Flag has long been a symbol of freedom from oppression. Now that we have Mattis as Secretary of Defense a revamp was necessary.
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One of my favorite games to play every monday when i'm hung over...
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A lot of you have done multiple tours...if you are paying Child Support this is the shirt for you!
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Th best way we can honor the great Al Bundy, who threw 4 touchdowns in a single game at Polk High, is to keep the organization he founded alive!
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Should definitely be a drive through convenience store and not a government agency...
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A workplace friendly way to tell people to shut their damn cock holster...
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No Matter the problem, the PT Belt is always the answer for maximum safety.
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The Space Force is happening! Be the first kid on your block to get a confirmed kill of a commie in space. Join the Space Marines today!
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The only true choice for 2020. Mad Dog Mattis, he keeps other people awake at night...
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Regardless of whether or how they served, Dads will always be a True American Hero in the eyes of their kids. Make sure you live up to it.
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If you are a meme master who was spent many a day in FB jail, this is the shirt for you!
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That feeling when you post a great meme...and then you can't use FB for 7 days.
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A public service every community needs. Be the local hero in your town!
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"The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of Patriots and Tyrants..."
~ Thomas Jefferson
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Since participation trophies are all the rage these days...
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If the Second Amendment only applies to muskets, then doesn't the First Amendment only apply to hemp paper and ink quills?
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Am I free tonight? That's a silly question. I'm always free. This is AMERICA!
This 4th of July make sure you install the two critical components, alcohol and patriotism.
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With all this talk of arming teachers, you gotta stop and think about matching the right tool to the job...
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Its summer, the sun is out, meat on the grill, you know what time it is. Time to get star spangled hammered!
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Time to let your hair down and party like its 1776 this 4th of July as we celebrate our independence from those damn redcoats!
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If you don't wear this shirt every time you fly how can you call yourself a true American?
Its 1800 on a Friday, one hour after final formation, you know the drill...time to get wasted.
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A boss creates fear, a leader confidence.
A boss fixes blame, a leader corrects mistakes.
A boss knows all, a leader asks questions.
Seems like every time we turn on the news there is yet another talking head spewing absolutely incorrect nonsense when it comes to the AR. We found the guide the media is using as a reference and decided to put it on a shirt.
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Why you always hating on me? Its because i'm black isn't it? #BlackRiflesMatter
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Socialists hate him. Find out how to get free college with this one simple trick at the link below...
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Feelings? Who issued those? This one goes out to everyone constantly crying about their precious feelings being hurt!
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Damn Jody is getting sneaky. When you are out of town and her tailpipe needs work she will always find her way to Joe D's Garage. Don't worry, he'll take care of her.
The ole Gut Glue aka the MRE. Suck down some peanut butter and you won't have to worry about rockin a deuce for at least 3 days.
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Officers. Making simple sh*t hard since 1775. I swear they could fuck up a wet dream.
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Who knew the Dalai Lama was a cold blooded gunslinger. He's dropping knowledge on shot placement.
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A throwback to the original Oregon Trail. Everyone always told you to stay off the CSM's grass, but you just didn't listen...
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In February 2018 General Mattis unveiled a new policy aimed at shammers who are continually medically non-deployable telling them they have 12 months to become deployable or they are out.We summed up is message into 3 words
Yes, I know its 0800 and I just ordered a beer tower on a tuesday. I'm an American damnit. Don't tell me how to freedom!