This year has been sort of grim. But I'm introducing a new carol for this holiday season. It's called "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho." Festive isn't it?
A man of the night, Santa rocks. He channels his own form of dark magic to fit into your chimneys and eat your cookies. All Hail Santa!
I may have never been picked for sports growing up. But I'm always first on the Holiday Drinking Team. Join us?
A match made in holiday heaven -- you and tree. Let me assure you, the tree is not the only thing getting lit this year. Happy Holidaze!
Maybe you shouldn't have friended Santa if you didn't want him to see your Facebook posts. You're getting a dictionary and clothes for Christmas!
Is Santa real? Ask your mom. She knows Santa, if you know what I mean.
Santa's a bit tired of the same old, handwritten letters. This year, he's putting out a global call -- Send Nudes.
Santa sees everything, even your Instagram feed. Maybe it's not enough to land you on the naughty list, but he knows what to get you for Christmas. A dictionary and clothes!


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