"Red, White, and F**k You" Edition

• Frustrated with American politics? Us too. Celebrate with our political edition of Offensive Crayons, where we remind you that both parties are the same, and your vote doesn't matter unless you happen to control a Super PAC or are a lizard person.
• 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
• Made in a factory with less regulation than the 2nd Amendment
• OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they're actually crayons - no promises for anything else)

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"Red, White, and F**k You" Edition

• Frustrated with American politics? Us too. Celebrate with our political edition of Offensive Crayons, where we remind you that both parties are the same, and your vote doesn't matter unless you happen to control a Super PAC or are a lizard person.
• 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
• Made in a factory with less regulation than the 2nd Amendment
• OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they're actually crayons - no promises for anything else)

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01/07/2020
Courtney T.
Hilarious perfect gag gift!

Love them they are hilarious...one thing tho, don't order them in the summer! They were a little melted! Probably should have thought that one thru first.

RL
11/08/2019
Rico L.
Nummy good

Great taste less filling

MH
09/27/2019
Michael H.
Crayons

They are hilarious and are guaranteed to offend snowflakes everywhere

LP
09/27/2019
Liz P.
Fun stuff

Bought these for my daughter and son-in-law. Can’t wait till they open them.

LN
09/27/2019
Lori N.
Love these crayons!!

So creatively named! We all have our favorites!

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