"Red, White, and F**k You" Edition

• Frustrated with American politics? Us too. Celebrate with our political edition of Offensive Crayons, where we remind you that both parties are the same, and your vote doesn't matter unless you happen to control a Super PAC or are a lizard person.
• 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
• Made in a factory with less regulation than the 2nd Amendment
• OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they're actually crayons - no promises for anything else)

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"Red, White, and F**k You" Edition

• Frustrated with American politics? Us too. Celebrate with our political edition of Offensive Crayons, where we remind you that both parties are the same, and your vote doesn't matter unless you happen to control a Super PAC or are a lizard person.
• 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
• Made in a factory with less regulation than the 2nd Amendment
• OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they're actually crayons - no promises for anything else)

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